My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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«Reply #1335 on: January 09, 2009, 01:09:53 AM »
Nice One Bhai,.
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«Reply #1336 on: February 01, 2009, 12:03:14 PM »
Huzena ji ki Tabiyat Bahot-Kuch Kharab Hai To Sabhi Uske Dosto ko Request Hai ki Wo Use Fone se baat karein..Aur Duaein De ki wo Jald thik ho jaayeiN...
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«Reply #1337 on: March 25, 2009, 06:49:17 PM »
Boy: my girlfrnd broke up wit me n sent me pics of her wit her new boyfrnd.
Frnd: realy bad!
Boy: yeah,bt i sent dem 2 her dad..
Moral:
BE INNOVATIVE! Usual Smile
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«Reply #1338 on: March 25, 2009, 06:49:51 PM »
Santa Road Pe Sandas Kar Raha Ta.
Police Ne Use Pakad Liya.
Jab Use Le Jaane Lage To Santa Bola:
"Dost Saboot To Uta Lo"...
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«Reply #1339 on: March 25, 2009, 06:51:09 PM »
AgaR
Kabi
TumaRa
Akele Ka
Panga
10 Aadmi K Sath
Ho Jaye To
Muje
Bulana
.
?
.
?
Maine
Kabi
Kisiko
MaaR Khate
Nahi Dekha.
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«Reply #1340 on: March 25, 2009, 06:51:47 PM »
haa haa, very funny arsenmen

jasbir singh
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«Reply #1341 on: March 25, 2009, 06:52:51 PM »
Excellent saying: Love is one Beautiful Forest where Brave Tigers are defeated by Beautiful Deers...
 Applause Applause Applause
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«Reply #1342 on: March 25, 2009, 06:53:31 PM »
SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke

Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pocha:Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?

SANTA:Taala Khulwanay.
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«Reply #1343 on: March 25, 2009, 06:54:01 PM »
Jin:-Kya hukum hai mere Aaqa? 
Aaqa:-Mere a/c me 50 cr. cash,or Katrina se shadi 10 sec me krwa do
Jin:-Aaqa,Hukum kro,pagla gallan na kro!
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«Reply #1344 on: March 25, 2009, 06:55:11 PM »
GHAJINI me Aamir Khan Ki Body Itni Jaldi kyon bni
Q K Aamir Khan 1 Bar Jim Jata Tha 15 mint bad bhul jata tha
Phir Dubara Chala Jata tha
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«Reply #1345 on: March 25, 2009, 06:58:19 PM »
new definitions:

L.L.B :
Life Long Bachelor,
L.I.C:
Love Is Compulsory,
COLLEGE:
Come On Lets Love Each Girl Everyday,
WIFE:
Without Invstmnt Full Enjoyment
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«Reply #1346 on: March 25, 2009, 06:58:55 PM »
Height of
professional
respect...



A begger won 50lac rupees
lottery and he
took a Gold
utensil for
begging...!:-)

A TRUE PROFESSIONAL
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«Reply #1347 on: March 25, 2009, 07:02:38 PM »
Filmi college
Exam-Welcome
Class-Dhoom2
Paper-Raaz
Copy- Majboor
Marks-Asambhav
Final Exam-Murder
Fail-Ye to hona hi tha
Pass-Chamtkar.
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«Reply #1348 on: March 25, 2009, 07:03:53 PM »
Wife:Ap apne frnd ki Biwi k janze pe nhi gye?
HUS:Kis muh se jau?
Wo mjhe 3ri Biwi K janaze pe bula rha he or me use 1 dafa b nhi bula saka.
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«Reply #1349 on: March 25, 2009, 07:10:21 PM »
Santa:
Are dekh
teri biwi ko saap
kaat raha hai.
Banta:
chinta mat kar
yaar,uska Zeher khatam ho gaya hoga..
Recharge karwane aaya hoga...
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