My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #360 on: August 03, 2008, 09:18:14 AM »
If sumone dies early,
people say god loves them very much..
But u r still on earth..
It means sumone on earth Loves U more than god.."
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arsenmen
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«Reply #361 on: August 03, 2008, 09:21:12 AM »
Lecturer: ur head is full of cow dung.

Student:Oh. ! that's y u come n eat my head everyday
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arsenmen
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«Reply #362 on: August 03, 2008, 09:26:52 AM »
santa shadikeliye pathanki ladkika hat mangta he

(patan santa ko bahut pitta he)

baad me santa - to me ha samzu ya na.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #363 on: August 03, 2008, 09:28:22 AM »
Lady-muze bacha nahi ho raha he.
Frnd-tere pati me fault hoga.
L-unme nahi muzme fault he.
F -kyo?
L - pure mohalleme 2 fault nhi ho skta
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arsenmen
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«Reply #364 on: August 03, 2008, 09:33:53 AM »
Wo kahte he majbur he hum,
na chahte huye bhi tumse door he hum,
chura li unhone dhadkane bhi humari,
phir bhi woh kehte he be-kasur he hum.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #365 on: August 03, 2008, 09:38:58 AM »
Ishq karnewaloko inkar acha nai lagta
Duniyawaloko ikrar acha nai lagta
jab tak boy&girl bhag na jaye

saloko pyar sacha nai lagta
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arsenmen
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«Reply #366 on: August 03, 2008, 09:42:05 AM »
Teri yadon ko aansu banake paya karenge
Bewaqt apko miss kiya karenge
Apki yadon me mar bi gaye toh kya?
Yamrajke mobil se apko sms karenge
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angel4u
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«Reply #367 on: August 03, 2008, 01:29:05 PM »
arey.
mast sms collection ban gaya hai tumhara,
meri sangat mein rahoge to aisa hi hoga Laughing hard
tum merkeo ye sab cell pe bhej dena thik hia?
alag alag font bhi karke bhejiyo Laughing hard
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arsenmen
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«Reply #368 on: August 03, 2008, 07:25:09 PM »
Quote from: angel4u on August 03, 2008, 01:29:05 PM
arey.
mast sms collection ban gaya hai tumhara,
meri sangat mein rahoge to aisa hi hoga Laughing hard
tum merkeo ye sab cell pe bhej dena thik hia?
alag alag font bhi karke bhejiyo Laughing hard

jee huzoor
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arsenmen
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«Reply #369 on: August 03, 2008, 08:40:04 PM »
Rishto me pyar ki mithas rahe,
Na mitne wala ehsas rahe,
Kehne ko to choti si hai ye Zindagi,
Lambi ho jaye agar aap jaise dost ka sath rahe
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arsenmen
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«Reply #370 on: August 03, 2008, 08:40:36 PM »
what is full form MBNP
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MUJ HE BHI NAHI PATA
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arsenmen
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«Reply #371 on: August 03, 2008, 08:41:26 PM »
Meri chaht tumse alag kab hai
Dil ki bat tumse chupi kab hai
Tum sath raho dil de dhadkan ki jagah
Fir zindagi ko sanso ki jarurat kya hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #372 on: August 03, 2008, 08:45:18 PM »
SANTA roz sharab peekar shiv mandir pe sar tekta tha

1 Din pujari ne SHIV ki jagah GANESH ki murti rakh di

SANTA: PUTTAR ..PAPA KITTHE HAI ?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #373 on: August 03, 2008, 08:51:27 PM »
Girl: tumhari umar kitni hai

Boy: 20 saal aur tumhari

Girl: meri bhi 20 saal hai

Boy: to chalo room me

Girl: kyu

Boy: 20-20 khelte hai
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syednaami
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«Reply #374 on: August 03, 2008, 08:59:29 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on July 31, 2008, 09:56:51 PM
padosi boleto .. mere pados me toh ek halkat baniya rehta hai ... tu wahi hai kya ..lol

Udhar chahiye kya bhidu. - pados bole to zara map dekh. -

Quote from: angel4u on August 01, 2008, 02:51:23 AM
sirf zara hi nazar maarneki? sad5sad5sad5sad5

Yikes, zara ya ziyada shukar kar nazar marte hain. -
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