NEVER, EVER talk to my Parrot!!!

by Suhas on April 27, 2005, 06:18:49 AM
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A woman was having a new dishwasher installed.  She told the repairman, "Don't worry about my Rottweiler, Brutus.  He won't bother you.  But whatever you do, NEVER, EVER talk to my Parrot."

The repairman discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen.  But, just like she had said, the dog just sat there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business.  The whole time he was there though, the Parrot drove him nuts with his incessant yelling, and name calling!

SQWAUCK! YOU LEMONHEAD! SLOWPOKE! HEY DUMBO!    SQUAUK!      HEY DUMBO!      ALL THUMBS!

 Finally, the repairman could stand it no longer and finally yelled at the parrot, "Shut Up you Stupid Bird!"

The Parrot said, "Go get him, Brutus!"
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