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Tarzan and Jane came to New York and were being interviewed.
A reporter said: Tarzan, what is your wife's name?
Tarzan replied: Jane.
The reporter then said: No, what is her whole name?
Tarzan answered: Pussy

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Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up and man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him and says: Pay you monthly, you bastard!
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 What's the diff between a bomb n a condom?
In a bomb blast population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.

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Sometimes I call my husband 'Q'," the wife told her friend.
Her friend asked: Why's that? Is he some kinda superguy like that man on Star Trek?
No, he's a big fat zero with a little dick hangin' down.

+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+Husband: I fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in your ear?
Wife: No, I might go deaf!
Husband: I have been cumin in ur mouth for 15 years & ur still fuckin talking.


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A gal tells her Doctor: I've got a bad discharge.
He fingers her & says how’s it feel?
Gal: Very nice, but the discharge is in my ear.