Only SMS ...!!!:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Delicate_Doll

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Zindagi behaal Hai,
Sur hai na taal Hai,
MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai,
SMS toh Bhejo,
Mera MOBILE ki zindagi ka sawaal Hai.....!!!

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Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!! :lol:

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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!! :lol:

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A meeting is 2 b held in jungle. the attenders r .....................
Tiger, Bear, Snake, Elephant, Fox, Monkey.........
but it hasn't started yet b'coz...............
the DONKEY is busy in reading this sms............!!! :lol:

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If U hav studied MBBS, U r a Doctor.
If U hav studied B.AB.L., U r an Advocate.
If U hav studied B.E, U r an Engineer,
Since Ur studing this SMS, U r a FOOL..!! :lol:

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Kya bindas hawa chalreli hai...
Bird log gana ga rele hai....
Cow log ghaas kha rele hai..
Shane log SMS kar rele hai.
Aur Kanjus log SMS padh rele hai.......!!! :lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1 on: October 09, 2004, 12:07:33 PM »

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #2 on: October 09, 2004, 12:15:21 PM »

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football
and the third one was caught reading this txt message

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #3 on: October 09, 2004, 01:21:02 PM »

Last night,
I dreamt of U,
this morning my first thought was U,
I thought of U the whole day.
I think like U.
Tomorrow I will think of W, X, Y, Z……

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See at the ocean,
think of god’s abundance,
see at the sky,
think of gods wonder,
see at the moon,
think of god’s glory ,
see at the mirror,
think of god’s blunder.

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Recent News Headlines :
Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

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What do I do when I see someone extremely
Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous....
I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.....
PAISA..... MAUT..... Aur..... Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS !

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Unlike others,
ur brain is a masterpiece.
it has 2 halves-
the left & the right.
The left has nothing right in it &
d right has nothing left in it.

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ?
Or I need You ?
No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye ! :wink:

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God saw ME hungry,
he created Domino's pizza.
He saw ME thirsty,
he created Pepsi.
He saw ME in dark,
he created light.
He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !

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Your network tariff has changed.
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!

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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

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Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

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If u save this msg,
it means I'm cute.
If u edit this,
I'm still cute.
If u fwd this,
u r spreading that i'm cute &
if u erase this,
u r jealous of me coz i'm cute! :lol:

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(N/M)


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sammu1984

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coool

«Reply #4 on: October 09, 2004, 01:40:09 PM »

wonderful salma ............. tussi gr8 ho !


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #5 on: October 14, 2004, 02:19:22 PM »

thanx sammu..!!


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Pooja

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Only SMS ...!!!

«Reply #6 on: October 14, 2004, 04:23:34 PM »

SALMA JI TUSI SMS KA DHER HO
LIKHATY BAHOOT HI GR8 HO
LAGTY APP SABKE FAVR8 HO
KAYUNKI APP BARE HI STR8 HO


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #7 on: October 15, 2004, 06:51:08 AM »

P00ja ji app toh sab ki favr8 ho,
magar mera naam likhne main rong ho,
khair jo bhi ho app sab se gr8 ho...!!! ;-)
-- salma

thanx for ur reply


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Suhas

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Only SMS ...!!!

«Reply #8 on: October 15, 2004, 06:57:40 AM »

Salma ji apne teek kaha. And you are also gr8!!! Usual Smile


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #9 on: October 15, 2004, 10:17:45 AM »

thanx suhas...app bhi kisi se kaam nahin ho .. happy9


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #10 on: October 15, 2004, 10:23:57 AM »

**Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!!!!

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**love is in the air......
love is in the air.....
par samajh nahi aa raha,
kiska hai kiske saath affair !!.

**love is in the air......
love is in the air.....
auron ka to pata nahi
par apka hone wala hai mere sath affair ..!!!

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:lol:
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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #11 on: October 15, 2004, 10:48:03 AM »

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !...
Now read it without the word cat. :lol:

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wudntufinditreallyannoyingifsomeoneuknewsentuames sagewithnospacesanduspentagestryingto figureoutonlytorealisethatthereisnopointtothemess ageexcepttoirritateu :lol:

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If U sneeze once,
Think I'm remembering you.
If you sneeze twice,
Think I want to Meet U.
If U sneeze thrice,
Think I'm Missing You.
4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

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Yeh sms mein kitne taare hain, gino to: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Iski to gayi, din mein taare gin raha hai!!

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Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

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Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #12 on: October 15, 2004, 10:57:31 AM »

( PLZ TRY THS OUT IN UR MOBILE :lol: )

Try ths out,
go into a dark room,
go to write msg,
activate dictionary,
then hide ur screen wth paper and type ,
434680786709278464084630,
nw read. try it...! try it...!!!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #13 on: October 15, 2004, 11:07:03 AM »

V
SMS each
other
because
u
think
im
nice
i
think
ur
nice
u
think
im
c00l
i
think
ur
cool
u
think
im
cweet
i
think
ur
cweet
u
think
im
smArt
i
think
u
r
rite;-)


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #14 on: October 15, 2004, 11:38:46 AM »

Once i catch u,
i'll take u 2 bed,
i'll make u hot,
i'll make u sweat,
i'll make u groan,
i'll make u 2 vomit.
u wish, u nevr had me.
Yours- Sincerely "FEVER" :wink:

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whn u
miss
sum 1
so much
its
lyk
hitting ur
head hard
& kicking
ur b0dy
til d pain
kills u
dats y,
i
textd
u
2 let
u
know
dat,
"hey! ur
killing
me
sotly :wink:

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yaad tumhari na aye aisa hum hone nahi denge,
pyar tumhare jaisa khone nahi denge ,
ek, do SMS karte rehna warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi dengey :wink:

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()''''() if he
( -.-)sees some 1
(,) )smart, he"ll
open his eyes!
()''''()
( 0.0)
(,) )

()''''()
(@.@)
(,) )

()''''()
(*.*)
(,) )

poor fellow lost his eyes...

:lol:

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