Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #1200 on: April 27, 2005, 08:58:32 PM »

Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind


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«Reply #1201 on: April 27, 2005, 08:58:56 PM »

Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : That's YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh....
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u..... Now its ME


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«Reply #1202 on: April 27, 2005, 09:03:09 PM »

Maryada Purushotam Shri Ram ko lanka pe attack karne ke liye 500 monkey chahiye.

499 pahucha diye hai .SMS milte hi nikalo.

Bolo Jai Shri Ram!


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«Reply #1203 on: April 27, 2005, 09:04:13 PM »

If u need ADVICE msg me,
IF u need a FRIEND call me,
if u need HELP e-mail me,

if u need MONEY 'IS Route ki sabhi laine vyas hai kripaya koshish na karein'.


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«Reply #1204 on: April 27, 2005, 09:04:53 PM »

Unlike others ur brain is a master piece.
It has 2 parts - left n right.
In the left nothin is right
and in right nothin is left.


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«Reply #1205 on: April 27, 2005, 09:06:24 PM »

u r Ultimataa
u r Lovely
u r Likeable
u r Unique
In short... u r ULLU !!!


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«Reply #1206 on: April 27, 2005, 09:11:13 PM »

3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football
and the third one was caught reading this txt message


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«Reply #1207 on: April 27, 2005, 09:13:23 PM »

God made dayligt & called it sun.
God made entertainment & called it fun
God made night & called it moon
God made U & called it cartoon !!!!!!!!!!!!


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«Reply #1208 on: April 27, 2005, 09:20:54 PM »

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!


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«Reply #1209 on: April 27, 2005, 09:21:40 PM »

Dhritrashtra: "Main khush hun ki tumne sau putron ko janam diya hai."
Gandhari: "Swami agar aap andhe nahin hote to ye sambhav nahi tha"


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«Reply #1210 on: April 27, 2005, 09:22:22 PM »

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitna Chillar Bachayega .......


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«Reply #1211 on: April 27, 2005, 09:22:59 PM »

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«Reply #1212 on: April 27, 2005, 09:24:37 PM »

agar aapke ghar ke pass ek ladki ho,
vo khoobsoorat ho,
aapko pasand karti ho,
aapko ishaare karke bulati ho,
toh mat jana...........
uske liye "MAIN HOON NAA"


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«Reply #1213 on: April 28, 2005, 12:22:06 AM »

if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow,
i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..
in that i;
ll find someone who can take care of u...
love you always...
miss u...


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«Reply #1214 on: April 28, 2005, 12:23:42 AM »

If i were to describe true love
than
i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman,
he gave her a warm hug
and
they both melted in each others arms...