Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #1590 on: July 04, 2005, 12:42:24 AM »
Doctor to Sardaar : Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ?

 Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai
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«Reply #1591 on: July 04, 2005, 12:45:19 AM »
Once some one sent SMS to Sardar....... "bhejanewala mahan, padhanewala gadha"

Sardar got angry and replied......."bhejanewala gadha,

padhnewala mahan"
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #1592 on: July 04, 2005, 12:48:57 AM »
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab

 today........

 Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....

 digging for  more.
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #1593 on: July 04, 2005, 12:52:03 AM »
Agar duniaya mein kuch karke dikhana hai to meri baat maan :

 Hathike upar shirsasan karke photu khichava :

 Us photu ko ulta latka :

 ..... aur duniayako dikha :
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«Reply #1594 on: July 04, 2005, 01:01:40 AM »
Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever -

 What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?

 O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!!
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«Reply #1595 on: July 04, 2005, 01:04:29 AM »
Touchy u r always superb........................................... .............. gr8
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rohit30002
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«Reply #1596 on: July 04, 2005, 07:03:51 PM »
3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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«Reply #1597 on: July 04, 2005, 07:23:36 PM »
Ria: I want 2 know dis dress material. Cost? Salesboy: 1 kiss per metre. Ria: Give 10mtrs. Salesboy(giving it 2 her): Payment? R: Granpa will pay
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«Reply #1598 on: July 04, 2005, 07:23:56 PM »
Dream a dream 2nite U sleep, Smile a smile 2moro U keep. May all ur wishes and dreams come true coz I couldn't find a friend better than U happy9
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«Reply #1599 on: July 04, 2005, 07:24:18 PM »
Dosti gunah hai to hone na dena, Dosti khuda hai to khone na dena, Karte ho dosti jab kissi se to Kabhi us dost ko khone na dena!!!
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«Reply #1600 on: July 04, 2005, 07:24:41 PM »
Agar kal hum na bhi rahen.. humari yaadein sada rahengi sirf nazar uthake dekhna chand ko.. humari dosti ki tasveer wahan bani rahegi.
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«Reply #1601 on: July 04, 2005, 07:25:38 PM »
Hum hawa ke jhonke hain,guzar jayenge,khamoshi se tumhare dil main uttar jayenge.paake tumhari dosti ye hua ehsaas dost tumse bichad kar hum mar jayenge
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«Reply #1602 on: July 04, 2005, 07:26:19 PM »
Dosti to sirf itefaq hai,ye to do dilo ki mulakat hai, dosti nahi dekti din hai ki rat hai, ismein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai,
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«Reply #1603 on: July 04, 2005, 07:26:43 PM »
Har kali tujse khushbu udhar mange, afatb tujse nur udhar mange, rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye ki log mujse teri dosti udhar mange
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«Reply #1604 on: July 04, 2005, 07:27:10 PM »
Tej dhadkanon ko sunkar bhi tumhe pyar ki khabar nahi hoti... Kya mehsoos karoge tum dil ka dard, dil ke tutne ki to awaaz bhi nahi hoti !!!
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