Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 11:58:32 AM

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TOUCHY

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«Reply #1590 on: July 04, 2005, 06:12:24 AM »

Doctor to Sardaar : Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai ?

Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai


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TOUCHY

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«Reply #1591 on: July 04, 2005, 06:15:19 AM »

Once some one sent SMS to Sardar....... "bhejanewala mahan, padhanewala gadha"

Sardar got angry and replied......."bhejanewala gadha,

padhnewala mahan"


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TOUCHY

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«Reply #1592 on: July 04, 2005, 06:18:57 AM »

A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab

today........

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....

digging for more.


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TOUCHY

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«Reply #1593 on: July 04, 2005, 06:22:03 AM »

Agar duniaya mein kuch karke dikhana hai to meri baat maan :

Hathike upar shirsasan karke photu khichava :

Us photu ko ulta latka :

..... aur duniayako dikha :


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TOUCHY

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«Reply #1594 on: July 04, 2005, 06:31:40 AM »

Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever -

What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?

O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!!


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #1595 on: July 04, 2005, 06:34:29 AM »

Touchy u r always superb........................................... .............. gr8


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rohit30002

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«Reply #1596 on: July 05, 2005, 12:33:51 AM »

3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


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rohit30002

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«Reply #1597 on: July 05, 2005, 12:53:36 AM »

Ria: I want 2 know dis dress material. Cost? Salesboy: 1 kiss per metre. Ria: Give 10mtrs. Salesboy(giving it 2 her): Payment? R: Granpa will pay


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rohit30002

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«Reply #1598 on: July 05, 2005, 12:53:56 AM »

Dream a dream 2nite U sleep, Smile a smile 2moro U keep. May all ur wishes and dreams come true coz I couldn't find a friend better than U


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rohit30002

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«Reply #1599 on: July 05, 2005, 12:54:18 AM »

Dosti gunah hai to hone na dena, Dosti khuda hai to khone na dena, Karte ho dosti jab kissi se to Kabhi us dost ko khone na dena!!!


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rohit30002

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«Reply #1600 on: July 05, 2005, 12:54:41 AM »

Agar kal hum na bhi rahen.. humari yaadein sada rahengi sirf nazar uthake dekhna chand ko.. humari dosti ki tasveer wahan bani rahegi.


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«Reply #1601 on: July 05, 2005, 12:55:38 AM »

Hum hawa ke jhonke hain,guzar jayenge,khamoshi se tumhare dil main uttar jayenge.paake tumhari dosti ye hua ehsaas dost tumse bichad kar hum mar jayenge