Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 11:58:32 AM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #2880 on: September 23, 2005, 06:37:10 PM »

Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS to majnu ne kai MINTOFRESH,jab majnu ko karana ho IMPRESS to laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS bole to ekdam FRESH.


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«Reply #2881 on: September 23, 2005, 06:39:19 PM »

Dard kaafi hai Bekhudi ke liye
maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
kaun marta hai kis ke liye
hum to zinda hai sirf aap ki biwi ke liye


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«Reply #2882 on: September 23, 2005, 06:39:57 PM »

Mere pyare dost,

ye tum

paglo ki tarah kya dhoond rahe ho...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2883 on: September 24, 2005, 01:40:59 AM »

A guide explains to the tourists at NIAGRA falls:I welcoMe you all to NIAGRA falls. This is the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now May I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the NIAGRA...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2884 on: September 24, 2005, 01:43:24 AM »

WHAT will u call
a Train full of
beautiful girls ?

guess..?

try harder

Sochiye Sir..

Yaar,

very Simple...

"MAALGAADI" .


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«Reply #2885 on: September 24, 2005, 01:45:37 AM »

Yun to yaade purani nahi hoti,
har kisi ko pana sab ki kismat nahi hoti,
hum dil rakh aaye the unke kadmo mein
yeh jante hue b ki unki nazare zamin pe nahi hoti.


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shaiz

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«Reply #2886 on: September 24, 2005, 02:51:43 PM »

arsenmen
aray dada arsenmen nice yar booohut achy kepp it up up up up up up up Winking


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«Reply #2887 on: September 24, 2005, 03:02:48 PM »

wah arsenmen...kya baat hai..............................
koi baat nahi...........
jab bhi kabhi wo dekhenge apne kadmo ko,
nigahe nahi karenge gawara dekhne aasmaa ko.


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«Reply #2888 on: September 24, 2005, 10:42:15 PM »

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arsenmen
aray dada arsenmen nice yar booohut achy kepp it up up up up up up up

thanks shaiz...dada bolne k liye mein itna budov nahi hoon re..lol


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #2889 on: September 24, 2005, 10:48:00 PM »

to Janab bole to he he

nice one arsenal-man n imran


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«Reply #2890 on: September 24, 2005, 10:49:29 PM »

Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga.


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«Reply #2891 on: September 24, 2005, 11:08:25 PM »

hamari acchai ka kitna fayda utathe ho,
1msg bhej k 5 free pate ho!
2 hamare dil per kyu zulmdhaate ho,
hamara msg forward kar dusro ko patate ho!


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«Reply #2892 on: September 24, 2005, 11:21:47 PM »

YOU
r

As

SWEET
as
Gin.
As
HARD
As
RUM
As
WARM
As
BRANDY
As
EXOTIC
As
WINE
As
CLEAR
As
VODKA
As
MATURED
As
WHISKEY
As
BEER. Ur a mini BAR!!!


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«Reply #2893 on: September 24, 2005, 11:35:02 PM »

jisko samja coca cola woh nikla dhoka cola
jisko samji laher pepsi woh nikli jahar pepsi
isiliye ab sirf wine and wisky kabhi na riski


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«Reply #2894 on: September 25, 2005, 05:02:46 PM »

Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge,
juda hone bhi chaho to hone nahi denge,
ChANDANi rato mai aayegi meri yaad,
meri yaad ke who pal aapko sone nahi denge