Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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shaiz

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«Reply #4185 on: March 16, 2006, 10:56:42 AM »

always start
your day with
a lot of..

S
E
X

S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make
S
E
X
a daily habit,
and you'll always
be SMILING! tongue3


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shaiz

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«Reply #4186 on: March 16, 2006, 10:57:31 AM »

Tell me, is it
going in? YEAH.
is it hurting?
oh yeah ouch
its huring.OH
i will put it
slowly. still
hurting?.Aah
Yeah.then
lets try the other SHOE SIR! Winking


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shaiz

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«Reply #4187 on: March 16, 2006, 10:58:48 AM »

Feelin bored? THINK OF ME
Feelin sad? CALL ME
Feelin lonely? See me
Feelin Horny? Use ur hand & enjoy d art of messagin me
:p


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shaiz

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«Reply #4188 on: March 16, 2006, 11:04:18 AM »

!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sending clothes.
britain sending
...
...
...
Replacements


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shaiz

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«Reply #4189 on: March 16, 2006, 11:06:22 AM »

Press Down
....
....
....
Press Up
....
....
....
Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR! Winking


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shaiz

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«Reply #4190 on: March 16, 2006, 11:07:35 AM »

We go up and down, protection is tight, keepin it up all damn night, never
tired always alert.....

I love my job as a security guard tongue3


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«Reply #4191 on: March 16, 2006, 11:08:04 AM »

A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oopz! i miss "U" Winking


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shaiz

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«Reply #4192 on: March 16, 2006, 11:09:08 AM »

Press down if u
miss me...

IM SO TOUCHED!

ur just 2 sweet

ok u can stop Winking

still pressing
down? u really
miss me huh?

I miss u2


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shaiz

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«Reply #4193 on: March 16, 2006, 11:10:19 AM »

I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!


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shaiz

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«Reply #4194 on: March 16, 2006, 11:13:45 AM »

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u
cos u r a:

A.Prick B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat

50/50?

phone a friend?

RING ME! I'LL
TELL U! tongue3


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arsenmen

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«Reply #4195 on: March 16, 2006, 06:01:52 PM »

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?

Think

Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado...
Khali ladkiya bachti hai,
baki sab ladke mar jate hai..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #4196 on: March 16, 2006, 06:18:55 PM »

When life
throws U lemons,
make lemonades

When it
throws U scraps,
make a Quilt

Life is
10% of wat
happens 2 U

&

90% of
how U
respond to it...


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«Reply #4197 on: March 16, 2006, 06:25:06 PM »

Tumari yaad dil ko bekarar karti hai,
nazar talash tuje baar baar karti hai,
gile nahi hum tumse door rahe,
yaha to tumhari judai bhi humse pyar karti hai..