Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM
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samir_bc
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«Reply #4620 on: May 10, 2006, 11:06:05 AM »
Aik Dafa Sardar Jee Apnai Girl Friend ko bolte hain ....
Aj raat 9:00 o clock per mere ghar per ana ... KOI BHI NAHI HOGA...!!!!!

Sardar jee ki Girl Friend theek 9:00 o Clock per ajati hain...
Tu dekhtti hain waqi men Koi bhi nahi hota.. Even Sardar Jee bhi nahi !!!!!
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samir_bc
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«Reply #4621 on: May 10, 2006, 11:16:01 AM »
ek reprter train haadse ki mokaewardat per pahuncha to dekha  sirf ek sardar ji bache hain


Reporter : Sardar g kia huaa thaa
Sardar G : Na poochoo g bara he gazab ho gaya
Reporter: Station par aye hue logon main sirf app hee bache, asa kia hua
Sardar G : Bus g, sub station per khare the ki itnaa main ialaan hua ka Wagha jane wali train Station per aa rehi haa. Jasa hee logon na yeh suna ki train station per aa rehi hai unhone patrion per chalang laga dee
Reporter : To app kasa bach gaye
Sardar G : Main to janab khudkushi ka lia patri pa hee laata hua tha, jub main na suna ka train station paa aa rehi haa to main bhag ka station paa char ghiaa orr itnaa main train patri paa chali gaye
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samir_bc
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«Reply #4622 on: May 10, 2006, 11:22:55 AM »
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?'

The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bejte.'

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ...'Aam hai kya ?'

He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum 'Aam nahi Bejte'

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya ?'

He gets wild and yells  ...'Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathora marunga sar ke upar'

The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya ?' The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi'

after getting the answer from shopkeeper

The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hai kya ?'
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samir_bc
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«Reply #4623 on: May 10, 2006, 11:34:45 AM »
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "H I J K L M N  O! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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samir_bc
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«Reply #4624 on: May 10, 2006, 11:37:29 AM »
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
SARDAR : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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samir_bc
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«Reply #4625 on: May 10, 2006, 11:42:33 AM »
Aik admi bas stop pay khara howa hota hai
police walay us k pass a k pochtay hain k
tum nay teen choron ko yahan say jatay hoye daikha hai
wo adme bolta hai k :
yahan say seedha jao to teen mohallay ayen gay
pehlay ko chorna
dosray ko chorna
teesray mohallay main jana
wahan ja k teen galiyaan ayen ge
pehli ko chor na
dosre ko chor na
teesre gali main jana
to waha teen dokanay ayen ge
pehle dokan ko chorna
dosre dokan ko chor na
teesre dokan k saath saath jana
to teen ghar ayen gay
pehlay ghar ko chor na
dosray ghar ko chor na
teesre ghar main jana
to wahan teen rooms ayen gay
pehlay room ko chor na
dosre room ko chor na
teesre room main jana
to wahan teen cupboards ayen ge
pehle ko chor na
dosre ko chor na
teesre cupboard ko khulna
to wahan teen derazain ayen ge
pehle ko chor na
dosre ko chor na
teesre ko khulna
to us main teen pictures rakhe hoe hoon ge
pehle pic chor na
dosre pic chor na
teesre pic ko daikhna
to wo pic mere maan ki hai
or main apni maan ki qasam kha k kehta hoon k

"MAIN NAY KISI CHOR KO NAHI DAIKHA"




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samir_bc
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«Reply #4626 on: May 10, 2006, 11:46:08 AM »
Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in
English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY
BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was
written ...... write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .
So billooo was utterly confused & nervous ...what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend &
just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY
FATHER"......


Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.
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samir_bc
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«Reply #4627 on: May 10, 2006, 11:47:13 AM »
Chand pe kaali ghata chhati to hogi,
sitaron ko hansi to aati hogi.
Tum lakh chhupao dunya se
magar akele me tumhe apni sakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
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samir_bc
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«Reply #4628 on: May 11, 2006, 10:30:33 AM »
Wo aaye maiyat par meri,
karne mohabbat ka izahar,
mere bejaan jism ne kaha,
mat ro, aaj bhi main tujhe karta hoon pyar.
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #4629 on: May 11, 2006, 11:41:52 AM »
Quote from: "pinky"
Nice SMSes Salma dear..

and the ones you send to me are also cool..
Lagta hai aajkal kuch busy ho??

Exams kabse hain?
start studying ok!!!
and take care!!

yahan to do din ho gaye..Modem hi kharab ho gaya tha..aaj theek hua..
I missed Yoindia so much..!!


Thanks Sweetheart

haan o sms abhi yahan post nahi kiya hai...ye usske aage wale sms hain dear

haan aaj kal kuch busy he hu..khair

exams shyaad nxt month
u too take care n miss u lot
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #4630 on: May 11, 2006, 11:48:30 AM »
Quote from: "pinky"
Thanks for appreciating the SMSes writen by me..
i am posting one or two more..
Aur ye jitne bhi ronme waale SMS main post karti hu are written by me only..
Patta nahi kuch achcha kyun nahi likh sakti main??!!:)



dil ko chu gaye dear....ek se badh kar ek lika tumne


n samir nice sms
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #4631 on: May 11, 2006, 12:04:12 PM »
•   Zikar unka hi aata hai mere fasane mai Jinko jaan se zyada chaha humne zamane mai
tnhai mai unki hi yad ka sahara mila
nakamyab rahe jinhe hum bhulane me
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Tarzan Bacha
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«Reply #4632 on: May 11, 2006, 12:09:43 PM »
Hmmmmmmm cool Salma jee
i like all ur sms
post sum more sms
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #4633 on: May 11, 2006, 12:11:57 PM »
ok sure jee tarzan jee Usual Smile sure jee..aap logon ke liye post karte hain hum ..n thanks a lot
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #4634 on: May 11, 2006, 12:12:55 PM »
•   Andhe k hath me kitab,
Behre k hath me radio,
 Laalu k hath me train,
Sardar k hath me desh aur
 Aap k hath me mobile kya hoga is desh ka?
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