Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #4845 on: June 03, 2006, 07:27:41 PM »

Kismat azma chuka hon, Mukadar azmaaa raha hon,
Ek bewafa ki khatir Riksha chala raha hon.


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«Reply #4846 on: June 04, 2006, 11:55:03 AM »

Q : Wat is the height of mixed emotion Huh?

Ans : Wen ur mother -in- law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes.....


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«Reply #4847 on: June 04, 2006, 11:55:58 AM »

Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...
Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.


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«Reply #4848 on: June 04, 2006, 11:56:16 AM »

Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari, Laat maaregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari ban jao brahmchari, Ye jaankari janhit me jaari


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«Reply #4849 on: June 04, 2006, 11:56:53 AM »

What is d diff
btwn
daava n daru?

Dava
is lik ''grlfrnd"
dat comes
with expiry date

n

daru
is
like ''wife''
jitni purani hogi
utni sir pe chadti hai.


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«Reply #4850 on: June 04, 2006, 11:57:20 AM »

1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha,"Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai


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«Reply #4851 on: June 04, 2006, 11:57:52 AM »

Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte naujawan kyounki...Jab Khuda meherban to GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.


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«Reply #4852 on: June 04, 2006, 11:58:09 AM »

Napolean:There's no such word as impossible in my dictionary.....

Sardarji : Oye!!!
Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni
thi na!


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«Reply #4853 on: June 04, 2006, 11:58:27 AM »

Om namah shivaye
om sai ram
wahe guru
jai shri krishna...... ... ............
dar mat kisi ko bhejna nahi hai...khud hi jap le..."Papi".


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«Reply #4854 on: June 04, 2006, 11:58:42 AM »

English teacher: "One cute & young girl is walking on d road."
Change this into an Exclamatory sentence.
Student: "Oh GOD, what a piece!!!


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«Reply #4855 on: June 04, 2006, 11:59:00 AM »

BANIA apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi khayega,use 5 Rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use hi khana milega. JAI BANIA.


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«Reply #4856 on: June 06, 2006, 08:28:16 AM »

Thanks all...n nice one touchy


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«Reply #4857 on: June 06, 2006, 08:29:22 AM »

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..

Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..

Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..

Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..


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«Reply #4858 on: June 06, 2006, 08:32:43 AM »

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.


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«Reply #4859 on: June 06, 2006, 08:34:47 AM »

Let love be the guide to your dreams,
let love be the light to your heart,
let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.