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by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM
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«Reply #4980 on: August 01, 2006, 08:14:40 AM »
usharraf narak main yamraj ko :  ek call kar lun pakistan ?
yam :  kar lo
call ke baad mushrraf : kitna bill hua?
yam : kuch nahi
mush :  why?
yam :  narak to narak free.


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«Reply #4981 on: August 01, 2006, 08:15:58 AM »
girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy
Mom shocked : how old is the boy & what is he doing
girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach. ha ha ha


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«Reply #4982 on: August 01, 2006, 08:59:57 AM »
Quote from: "salma4u"
Thanks Anique :-P nice one ajay jee n shareef..thanks azeem jee


Ur Always Welcome Salma Sis,..
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«Reply #4983 on: August 01, 2006, 10:59:15 AM »
current news
CBI raid at ashwarya house
store - 200 kg gold
bath room - 25cr cash
garrage - 500 kg silver

bedroom -full of my photos
silly girl crazy about me


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«Reply #4984 on: August 01, 2006, 11:06:14 AM »
PREDICTION:
after the death of Imraan haashmi
what will be written on his grave?



do not disturb " saala pehli baar to akela so raha hai"

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«Reply #4985 on: August 01, 2006, 12:49:07 PM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.

Hight of secrecy?  
Blank visiting card.

Hight of craziness?
Xerox a blank paper.

Hight of stupidity?
Look thru a keyhole of glass door.

Hight of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases one & half ticket.

Hight of suicide attempt?
A dwarf jumps from d footpath on d road.

Hight of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

Hight of bevkufee?

you reading the whole msg .


arey wah kal he fwd kiya aur aaj yahan apne post bhi kar diya :-P

Thanks jaanasheen jee aur samir...thanks angel jee
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«Reply #4986 on: August 01, 2006, 05:41:24 PM »
Jaan ki baazi laga di juari bankar...
dil hatheli pe le aaye pujari bankar..
Jis roz tere mandir ke darwaaze khulenge..
Maang lenge tumko bhikari bankar...
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«Reply #4987 on: August 02, 2006, 11:20:03 AM »
Zarurat hi nahi hai alfaaz ki
chahat to cheez hai ehsaas ki
paas hote to manzar hi kiya hota
jab door se hi khabar hain hame apki har saans ki


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«Reply #4988 on: August 02, 2006, 11:44:07 AM »
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
 
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see
 
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
 
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
 
The MBA ponders for a minute:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
 
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
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«Reply #4989 on: August 02, 2006, 12:04:10 PM »
Santa: Madam, your son just swallowed a big cockroach.
Lady: Hurry up and call the doctor.
Santa: Don’t worry, madam. I gave him a cupful of Baygon spray to drink.



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«Reply #4990 on: August 03, 2006, 02:10:50 AM »
Bahoot Khoob Sameer Bhai Salma Sis Nice Jokes And Sms Lage Raho,..
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«Reply #4991 on: August 03, 2006, 12:13:22 PM »
Thanks azeem bhaiya .. nice reshma jee n samir
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«Reply #4992 on: August 03, 2006, 12:18:46 PM »
Friendship isn't about
"its ur fault"
but
its about
"im sorry"
its nt about
"where r u?"
but
"im here 4u"
its nt about
"how cud u?"
but
its about
"i understand!"
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«Reply #4993 on: August 04, 2006, 06:32:23 PM »
Kaash Ye DIL Sheeshey Ka Bana Hota,
Chot Lagti To Beshaq Ye Fanaa Hota,
Par Sunte Jab Wo  Aawaz Iske Tootney Ki,
Ya Khuda ! Tab To Unhe Ehsaas-e-Gunah Hota.
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«Reply #4994 on: August 04, 2006, 06:34:19 PM »
Is behte dard ko mat roko,
ye to saza hai kisi k intezar ki,
log inhe ansu kahe ya diwangi,
par ye to nishani hai kisi k pyar ki......
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