Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #5295 on: December 15, 2006, 03:22:18 PM »

2 en sitting in bar,
1 man sd 2 othr " i hv hell lot of family probs"
2man sd " 1 wl tel mine.
I married widow wit a daugtr .my father married my daughter,
so my father bcm my son in law,
my dautr bcm my mthr, my wf bcm my grnd mother,
mre prbs occurd whn i had a son.
my son is my mthr's bro & my uncle.
situaton trnd worse whn my father has a son.
now my fthr's son i.e. my bro is my grndson.
ultimately i hv bcm my own grnd fatehr.


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«Reply #5296 on: December 15, 2006, 03:24:46 PM »

A bar of iron costs rs 250..
But when made into a horse shoe,
it is worth rs.1000;
made into needles, it worth is rs 10,000
made into balance springs for watches,
its worth is rs. 1,00,000.

Ur own value is determined not by what u are,
but what u r able to make of urself.


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«Reply #5297 on: December 15, 2006, 03:27:22 PM »

Jindagi har pal khaas nahin hoti,
Phulo ki khushbu hamesha pas nahin hoti,
milna hamari taqdir me likha tha,
varna itni pyari dosti kabhi itefaq nahi hoti.


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«Reply #5298 on: December 15, 2006, 03:28:20 PM »

Hatho me hoti hai lakire hazar,
Kisi me gum to kisi me khusiyo ki bahar,
Na jane wo kaun si lakeer hai,
Jisme khuda ne likh diya aap jaise dost ka pyaar.


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«Reply #5299 on: December 15, 2006, 03:30:27 PM »

Tension happens in brain love is felt in heart...
Den y do people get heart attack
When dey r tensed n y do people get mad when they r in love.

crazy isn't it


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«Reply #5300 on: December 15, 2006, 03:31:13 PM »

Nazre unhe dekna chahe to akho ka kya kasur?
har waqt khusbu unki aye to sanso ka kya kasur?
waise to sapne kar nahi aate
Par sapne unke aye to raton ka kya kasur...


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«Reply #5301 on: December 15, 2006, 03:31:37 PM »

Nabz meri dekh kar mujhe,
Ishq ka bimar likh diya,
Main kyun na jaoo qurban us hakim pe?
Jis ne ilaz mein tera deedar likh diya.

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«Reply #5302 on: December 15, 2006, 03:34:38 PM »

Ek nazar unki ek nazar hamari,

Ek nazar unki ek nazar hamari,

Ek nazar unki ek nazar hamari,

fir kya ...

Bas phail gayee Conjectivites eye ki bimari...


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«Reply #5303 on: December 15, 2006, 03:35:46 PM »

A 60 yrs old bachelor advertises his Zarurat-e-rishta in newspaper
After a month he gets a letter saying
'Miyan! iss umar mein Rishtay nahi Farishtay aate hain..!


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«Reply #5304 on: December 15, 2006, 03:38:28 PM »

Dosti to wo ehsaas hai jo mitta nahi !
Dosti wo parwat hai jo jhukta nahi!
Dosti kya hai pucho doston se..
Dosti wo anmol mothi hai jo bikta nahi..@


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«Reply #5305 on: December 15, 2006, 03:39:02 PM »

Police constable 2 his son:
"tumhara result acha nahi aaya,
aaj se tumhare khelna aur tv band"
Son:"Yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla khatam karo"


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«Reply #5306 on: December 15, 2006, 03:40:12 PM »

Aapko miss karna roz ki baath hai,
yaad karna aadat ki baath hai,
apse door rehna kismat ki baath hai,
Magar aapko JHELNA by God himmat ki aath hai.


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«Reply #5307 on: December 15, 2006, 03:41:21 PM »

Don't expect others 2 be like u.
Because life becomes really boring when u have 2 live only with ur shadows.
Respect d uniqueness in every human being.


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«Reply #5308 on: December 15, 2006, 03:43:29 PM »

Rabba dukh na dena mere yaar ko,
Mujhe chahee sukhon ka pahad dede..
Ghoome nayee cycle pe yaar mera,
Mujhe bhale he chamkti mercedes car dede..


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«Reply #5309 on: December 15, 2006, 03:44:03 PM »

Wada kiya hai to nibhayenge hum,
chand bankar teri chokhat par aayenge hum.
Hum hain to judai ka gum kaisa E-dost.
Teri har raat ko sitaron se sajayenge hum.