Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #5790 on: January 17, 2007, 01:53:32 PM »

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.


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«Reply #5791 on: January 17, 2007, 01:54:24 PM »

Interviewer: what is ur qualification?
Banta: Sir, i'm Ph.d
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Banta: passed high school with difficulty


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«Reply #5792 on: January 17, 2007, 01:55:35 PM »

har mulaqat ko yaad karte hai,
kabhi chahat kabhi judai ki aah bharte hai,
yun to roj tumse sapno mein baat karte hai ,
par fir se agli mulaqat ka intzaar karte hai...


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«Reply #5793 on: January 17, 2007, 01:56:08 PM »

n ss!w !
n ss!w !
n ss!w !
n ss!w !
n ss!w !

Got confused? Abe KHAJUR Mobile ko ulta karke dekh.


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«Reply #5794 on: January 17, 2007, 01:56:40 PM »

"Always make your absence felt,
in such a way that somebody misses you,
but let not your absence be so long,
that somebody starts learning to
live without you"


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«Reply #5795 on: January 17, 2007, 01:57:39 PM »

Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey & full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY 2 u...


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«Reply #5796 on: January 17, 2007, 01:58:16 PM »

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...


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«Reply #5797 on: January 17, 2007, 01:58:51 PM »

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.


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«Reply #5798 on: January 17, 2007, 01:59:36 PM »

Wake up and wink those teeny weeny eyes,
Stretch those inzy winzy bones,
Wear that jolly winning smile and tell yourself
That today is a beautiful day. GOOD MORNING !!


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«Reply #5799 on: January 17, 2007, 02:00:19 PM »

“ See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning. ”


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«Reply #5800 on: January 17, 2007, 02:01:42 PM »

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart.


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«Reply #5801 on: January 17, 2007, 02:02:30 PM »

“ The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. ”


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«Reply #5802 on: January 17, 2007, 02:02:49 PM »

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.


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«Reply #5803 on: January 17, 2007, 02:04:36 PM »

Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!