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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #600 on: December 28, 2004, 11:03:10 AM »

Bhagwaan ke bina mandir adhura hai.
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhura hai.
Patni ke bina ghar adhura hai.
Usi tarah tumhare bina... circus adhura hai!


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #601 on: December 28, 2004, 11:15:33 AM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

Ek ladka tha dewana sa. Mob lekar chalta tha,
nazre jhukake,mob mein kuch karta tha.
Jab bhi milta tha mujhse,yehi pucha karta tha...
Ye chalu kaise hota hai?


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #602 on: December 28, 2004, 11:17:14 AM »

moti...........bahot khoob......... :lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #603 on: December 28, 2004, 11:25:06 AM »

moto.aaj sachi main itne dono baad main khus hoon:)

mob pe nazarein jamaye baithi thi,
kabi aaye ga uss ka cal ye soch kar thi,
aaj aa gaya kambakat ka cal usse khoob daanth di:)


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #604 on: December 28, 2004, 11:25:38 AM »

DREAMING of you makes
my night worth while
THINKING of you makes
me * smile *
HAVING you is
the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what
i plan to do...forever
n/m


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #605 on: December 29, 2004, 10:57:57 AM »

#;----------;#
This is a bridge
of friendship,
when you"re sad & lonely,
cross it
I"ll wait on the other side &
if u r afraid just tell I"ll cross it!!
I'm your friend 4 ever.


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mrkapil_raj1

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«Reply #606 on: December 29, 2004, 11:08:17 AM »

DOSTI ACHCHI HO TO RANG LAATI HAI,
DOSTI SACHCHI HO TO SABKO BATATI HAI,
DOSTI GAHRI HO TO SABKO BHATI HAI,
AUR DOSTI HUM JAISI HO TO,
ITIHAAS BANATI HAI.


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mnajmi

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«Reply #607 on: December 29, 2004, 11:09:17 AM »

Mumbai Language

1. There’s a minor problem...................... Arre yaar, thoda "Waanda" ho gaya
2. There’s a big problem........................ Arre yaar, "Jol" ho gaya
3. Got into a fight............................. Arre yaar, "Raada" ho gaya
4. You’ll be surprised.......................... Tu Ekdam "Hill" jayega kya
5. I am outta here.............................. Chal apun "Kalti" marta hai.
6. Don’t fool us................................ Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko
7. Get out of here.............................. Chal e Shaaane, "Hawa" aande
8. I am not stupid.............................. Apun kya "ALIBAAG" se aaya hai ?
9. Take the girl and run away with her...........Ladki ko leke, sidha ONE-TUS, kya?
10. Do u drink daily?............................Tu kya roz "FULL TOO" hota hai?
11. You are scared...............................Dekh , teri to "FATH" gayi
12. You wanna get beaten up? ....................Eh Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?
13. Take him away................................Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja
14. What a beautiful lady !!.....................Kya "Zakaas Item" hai baava!!
15. What a sexy lady!!...........................Kya "Raapchik Maal" hai baap!!
16. Stop bluffing................................Eh Jyaada "RAAGPATI" mat de..
17. Stop bull shitting...........................Chal apna "BOL BACHAN" bandh kar
18. Ya..she is staring at u.. buddy!!!.........Kya sahi "LINE" deh reli hai "Bhiduu"!!
19. Don’t get tensed...........................Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??
20. Get lost !!................................Abe, "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"
21. Don’t bore me….............................Jyaada "PAKAA" mat
22. No one should know about this..............Sab kaam "SUMDI" me hona chahiye…kya?
23. She gives me a hard on.....................Apun ka BABURAO naach rela hai kya?


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mrkapil_raj1

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«Reply #608 on: December 29, 2004, 11:12:50 AM »

FOR you SALMA JI, AAP LAJABAB HAI, LAGTA JAISE KI KOI KITAB HAI......

YE AAPKE LIYE.............

KAASH KHUDA NE AAPKO EK KITAB BANAYA HOTA,
JISE PADANE KE LIYE SIRF HUME BANAYA HOTA,
HUM PADATE PADATE SO JATE,
IS BAHANE AAPKO GALE SE TO LAGAYA HOTA.


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #609 on: December 29, 2004, 11:15:36 AM »

manajmi ..nice.........wahh.. mrkapil :lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #610 on: December 29, 2004, 11:39:21 AM »

.….LET ME PEEEP AT U!!!!!!2 C IF UR STILL CUTE.1??.....
OH!! THANK GOD NOTHIN HAS CHANGED……
I M STILL CUTER THAN U!!!HAHAAHAHAHAHA


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #611 on: December 29, 2004, 11:51:12 AM »

EASY AND DIFFICULT
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>Easy is to get a place in someone's address book.
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>Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.
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>Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
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>Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
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>Easy is to talk without thinking
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>Difficult is to refrain the tongue
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>Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
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>Difficult is to heal the wound...
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>Easy is to forgive others
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>Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
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>Easy is to set rules.
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>Difficult is to follow them...


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Qutubuddin

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«Reply #612 on: December 29, 2004, 11:59:20 AM »

great salma...

Ques...


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KaMaL

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«Reply #613 on: December 29, 2004, 04:09:32 PM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

moto.aaj sachi main itne dono baad main khus hoon:)

mob pe nazarein jamaye baithi thi,
kabi aaye ga uss ka cal ye soch kar thi,
aaj aa gaya kambakat ka cal usse khoob daanth di:)

...Oye hoye....Salma... Usual Smile

Ki gal hai...oye...Balle balle...
Oye lol Oye..
Oye gud ones oye... Usual Smile

:lol:


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mnajmi

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«Reply #614 on: December 30, 2004, 11:30:27 AM »

bahut ache


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