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A Pathan goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk,
"What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
The Pathan then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
The Pathan says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Pathan boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Pathan replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."


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Re: Pathan Jokes, Very Funny,.

«Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 11:42:31 AM »

Kaka Rori buys a ticket and wins the
lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
Our Pathan says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied,
"No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll
get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
Kaka said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest
during the next 19 years.
Pathan, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! if you're not
going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"


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Re: Pathan Jokes, Very Funny,.

«Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 11:43:34 AM »

A Pathan,a Japanese, and a British were lost in
the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they
had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued
their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and
the Pathan took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did
you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink
the fluid."
Next the Pathan asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?"
So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit
on this comfortable seat."
Finally the Japanese asked the Pathan why he had chosen the door.
The Pathan quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I
have to do is roll down the window.


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Re: Pathan Jokes, Very Funny,.

«Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 11:47:39 AM »

1 kharab truck ko 2sre truck ke sath aik rasse se band ker le jaia ja raha tha, raste main aik baywaqoof ne daikha aur bola

* itne chote se rasse ke lea 2 truck*


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