Peg after Peg: A Drunkard's narration

I never take risk while drinking. 

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking 
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house 
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard   
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame 

But still no one is aware of it


Becoz I never take a risk


I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes

No one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk.


I: Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage ?
Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking
out for her

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard

But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk


I: But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

I again take the potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo &
keepit in the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove

But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk.


I: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again,
I will cut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking

But still no one is aware of what I did


Becoz I never take a risk


I: (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk.
chopra is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing


Becoz I never take what???


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Thanks Angel.....

Sajid JI, ya to bohot pasand aaya ya itna lamba laga ki aap so gaye

peg after peg to pir sleepy to hona he na celmira 

Thanks Sanjeev, Kanta and Pooja

Kya pata... lol