popat

ek sahab ke paas ek baate karne waali totti thi.Woh uss admin ko bohat pareshan karti thi.Haar waqt shor machati rehti ke mujhe totte ke paas jaa na hai.

Aakhir  woh sahaab tang aa kar ek dost ke paas gaya jo bohat se totton ka maalik tha. In sahab ne apne dost ko apni parshani baatai. In ke dost ne kahaa " yaar mere totte bare parhez gar kisam ke hai. Har waqt pooja karte rehte hai iss liye main monasiib nahi samajh ta ke totti  ko in ke daarmian bhejoon ”.

Woh sahab yeh baat sun ke bohat hairaan hue. Pinjare ki taraf dekha to koi totta pooja karta rehta hai.

In sahaab ne apne dost se kaha :" yaar totti ko andar bhej kar dekhte hai , shareef totton ki berukhi dekh kar totti phir ziid na kare. Iss taarah meri bhi paarshani kaam ho jayegi.

Dono razi ho gaye aur totti ko pinjare me chorr diya. Jaise hi totti pinjare me dakhil hui , ek totte ki nazar iss par parri aur woh zor se chillaya :”baas kaaro yaaro !!!!! Jis ke liye hum pooja karte thewoh aa gayi hai”.

A Pathan goes to see the Movie "Jurassic Park" and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
"Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Pathan replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

lollz nishi totta n totti...lollllz