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Q - How do u CUT roads?
A - By LAUGHING.
bcoz .... "Hanste Hanste Cut jaye Raaste"
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2005, 02:01:05 AM » |
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Q - Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
A : Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2005, 02:01:33 AM » |
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Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Ans : Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2005, 02:02:37 AM » |
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Q - Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. socho....... nahi pata..??
A - D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold ....... :lol:
Q - Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
A - D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :wink:
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2005, 02:03:32 AM » |
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A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other.
Q : What is the question?
A : So, Which Platform are you Working on .... :lol:
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2005, 02:05:38 AM » |
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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A: Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q: What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much?
A: Hindustan Lever Limited.
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2005, 02:07:32 AM » |
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Q: Ram sita hai to Ram kaun hai?
A: Ram TAILOR hai ...
Q: Sita hai RAM to Sita kaun hai?
A: Sita MEMORY hai ...
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2005, 02:08:29 AM » |
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Q: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uss ka naam kya tha?
A: Adidas ...
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2005, 02:09:00 AM » |
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Q - Who is Joe?
A: "Kambakth ishq"
bcoz "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!" :wink:
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2005, 02:09:40 AM » |
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The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Q: Which movie did he really want to see?
A: "Dil Chhata Hai" ........ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2005, 03:19:38 AM » |
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Q: What did a chicken say when cooked in Palak? :?:
A: Maar daala .......
hum pe ye kisane haraa rang daala..
maar daala..haye..maar daala..maar dala..mar dala .... :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2005, 08:43:04 AM » |
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Hey New Yorker, really cool funny messages.. Would be looking forward to more. Great work.
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2005, 11:36:13 AM » |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: NY gud 1s
When elephant sat on the sea-saw it broke........ :oops:
Wat did elephant say then?
Sae-saw ho ya dil ho akhir toot jata hai............ :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2005, 11:38:47 AM » |
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Which Hindi movie song has a mention about "Internet
Explorer"???
(Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer.)
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Answer is:
Aja shaam hone I E (internet explorer)
mausam ne lee angada I E
to kis baat ki hai laday I E
tu chal........ main I E
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2005, 06:42:49 PM » |
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...dhadkan
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