Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.
Makan Malik: Abey Uloo, 500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi





Wife: Mere Irade Bade Nek Hai, Aap 1000 Mein Ek Hain...
Sardar: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai, Pehle Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun Hai...





Basanti: Bhag Dhanno Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Izzat Ka Sawaal Hai.
Dhanno : Teri Izzat Gayi bhaa mai mere peeche gabbar ke ghore pare hai





Aaj kal dil chah raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh ke sab ke
samne 1 ki ki kis kiss kissa sunau





Log kahete hai ki Ladkiyan zindgi hoti hai, Maut nahi...
Magar woh log yeh kyu bhul jate hai ki, dhokha bhi zindgi hi deti hai, maut nahi....-



Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja





ek tum ho jo intey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...


longest in your heart
is the one that is never returned."




Two Sardars were walking together...

Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..

Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....



Wife : Agar Mai mar gai to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Shayad mai bhi mar jaunga.
Wife : kyoon ?
Husband : kabhi kabhi zyada khushi bhi janleva hoti hai. ;-))



One day Sardarji is fed up that he is involved in every joke.
He goes and asks his wife "Tell me one good joke in which I am not involved."

Wife says: " I'm Pregnant"


Koi apni biwi ko kafan-dafan kar ke ghar ja raha tha k achanak

bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui

*dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai



Teacher : What is the chemical formula of water ?

Sardar : "hijklmno"

Teacher : What are you talking about ?

Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O



Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office



Ek truck dusre truck ko khinch ke jaa raha tha, yeh dekh kar ek aadmi jor jor se husne lagaa or jamin pe lotpot ho gayaa aur bola,
ek rasse ke tkde ko uthane ke liye 2-2 TRUCK?



Life is like MATHS:
friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo




Zindagi Mohtaaj nahi manzilo ki,
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,
Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke,
waqt har kisi ko jina sikha deta hai.

load lene ka nahi load dene ka,
tension nai lene ka bindaas rehne ka.
kyaaaaaaaaaaaa......................



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mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya

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Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!."





FLATTERED...?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it..


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From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been........... a headache


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Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.


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My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

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Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
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Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

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When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.


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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

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Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal.

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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two
men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?"he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food.", The poorman replied. "Oh, come along
with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!",he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied "No, I appreciate you: the grass at my home is about
three feet tall!"


khee kheee khee

bhut badiy jokes Fayaz

EK DUM FUN-TASTE-IK