sardar ji balle balle

If these jokes hurts somebody then i am really really sorry........................my aim is just to see smile on each n every face......if any body will hurt then it will be more painful for me........

Ok then one more

Wut will u do if a sardar throws a hand granade towards you.........
Take out the pin and throw it back to sardar.


once a sardar took out seven people from a house which was on fire and still he jailed.......
u know why???........bacause all seven were fire men........Ha Ha Ha

a sardar suffering from constipation
was sitting on toilet seat-- OOONH OOOOMH OOONH....
nee aaja mar janiye.main khan ta nahi laga tenu

once 4 people including one sardar prays to god
God comes n says wut u want
all says anything u like u can give us
god says here is 4 swimmin pools u whisper some thing in ur mouth and jump into  the pool  it will be changed into that thing
first says; money and jumps and pool changes to money
second says ; gold and pool changes to gold
third says ;diamonds n pool changes to diamonds
Now it`s sardar `s turn; just before jumping unfortunately a small stone pinches his foot and he says:  SHIT  and jumps.

once a sardar tried to cheat indian railway.......u know what he did....he bought a ticket to amritsar and didn`t travel. ha ha ha

one question to all

Sabse jyada sardar kaha milte hai
.....
....
......
.....any guess
.....
......
......answer is .....
....
....jokes mein

if u don`t believe then see this n previous page u will find so many......Ha Ha Ha

HI ALL
I am stopping now to write any jokes on sardars..........bacause i think i don`t have any right to write this type of jokes to any religion.....moreover i`m also from punjab i`m not a sardar...but most of my friends are sikhs.....and that comes in my very best friends......i don`t want that in front of them i will respect them and in their back i will write somethng bad about their religion.........So from now onwards i`m stopping this ....but i will continue to entertain to all of u by posting some other jokes here only....
THANX A  LOT

my dear friend if u cut ur hairs it mean ur not a Sikh it doesnt matter whether u belong to Sikh family or not.. what if somebody will make fun of ur DAD's pagree..

will u enjoy

If yes then ur shame on Sikhs  Jokes on Sardars is acceptable but everyone should know their limits. Its very easy to crack a joke on Sardar but its very very difficult to be a Sardar