Sardar MBBS

A Sardar applied for admission to a Medical College.

He never made it thru the Common Entrance Test (CET).

And he just could not understand why!!!!

Here's his Answer paper.

Define the following:

ANTI BODY - against everyone

ARTERY - the study of fine paintings

BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria

BENIGN - what you be after eight

BOWEL - letters like a, e, I, o, u.

CAESAREAN SECTION - a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of card playing

CAT SCAN - searching for a lost kitty

CHRONIC - the neck of a crow

COMA - punctuation mark

CORTISONE - area around the local court

CYST - short for sister

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

DILATE - the late British Princess Diana

DISLOCATION - in this place

DUODENUM - a couple in blue jeans

ENEMA - not a friend

:lol: good  Nishi!!