sardar sardar sardar

by sachin_9810****** on March 14, 2005, 04:05:36 PM
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«Reply #15 on: March 17, 2005, 01:30:37 PM »
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.

"What happened ?" asked Surjit.

"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . "

"How come ?"

"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.

"I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."

" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?"

" Yaar, I bet on the highlights too "[/i][/b]
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«Reply #16 on: March 17, 2005, 01:33:49 PM »
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall.
His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied
"Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard... and at last wrote - THUNK "[/i][/b]
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«Reply #17 on: March 17, 2005, 01:35:03 PM »
One fine day a girl proposed to a sardar
and the sardar denied simply saying that in our family
we marry only our relatives my mom married my dad,
my brother married my bhabhi, my uncle married my aunt and so on.
so please excuse me !!!!![/i][/b]
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«Reply #18 on: March 18, 2005, 07:34:00 AM »
plz somebody reply
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mithi_mirch
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«Reply #19 on: March 19, 2005, 04:29:07 AM »
u want a reply u got a reply wth a challenge...stop playing games or  i m gonna make fun too,i love n respact every religion on earth plzz dont challenge me to say sumthin funny abt other other religion,or culture.......PEACE...
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«Reply #20 on: March 19, 2005, 05:53:01 PM »
TIN PANDIT SADAK TE TURE JAA RAHE SI,OHNA NE TAZA MAJH DA GOHA[COW SHIT]DEKHIA. 2 PANDIT KAHNDE EH GOHA HIA,1 KAHNDA EH SAAG HAI.
OH BAHIS KARAN LAG GAE,
2 PANDIT KAHNDE "DEKHO YE DEKHNE MEIN BHI GOHA LADTA HAI, SUGHANDH SE BHI GOHA LAGTA HAI,,TU KAISE KEH SAKTA HAI KE YE SAAG HAI??
3RD PANDIT KAHNDA"HAAN BHAI LAGTA TAU GOHA  HAI",OH UNGAL LA KE KHA KE KAHNDA "HAAN BHAI SWAD BHI GOHE KA HAI..
SHUKKER HAI MAIN KITE PIAR NI RAKH DITTA.... :lol:  :D
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :war:  ~~~
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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$
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«Reply #21 on: March 20, 2005, 01:40:50 AM »
poor pandits


good job mirchi
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mithi_mirch
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«Reply #22 on: March 20, 2005, 03:02:06 AM »
ye hai mirchi.....jo khae pashtaye jo na khae vo bhi pashtaye.....
 :war:  tongue3
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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$
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«Reply #23 on: March 20, 2005, 03:37:55 AM »
fir to taste karna hi parega :wink:  :lol:
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mithi_mirch
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«Reply #24 on: March 20, 2005, 03:53:37 AM »
Quote from: "MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$"
fir to taste karna hi parega :wink:  :lol:

 :oops:
 :really:
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«Reply #25 on: March 20, 2005, 05:05:47 AM »
Quote from: "mithi_mirch"
Quote from: "MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$"
fir to taste karna hi parega :wink:  :lol:

 :oops:
 :really:


 :wink:
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«Reply #26 on: March 20, 2005, 06:07:03 AM »
Tu kee jaane kudiaan nu, ehna nu koi samaj na payea,
badnaam keeta sirf iss jmaane ne,
ehna dee ehmat koi samaj na payea. .......[/i][/b]
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«Reply #27 on: April 07, 2005, 05:39:42 PM »
Once Santa Singh, the psychiatrist, met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard
you are dead."
"But you see I'm alive," smiled the friend.
"Impossible," said Santa Singh. "The man who told me is much more reliable
than you." [/b]
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«Reply #28 on: April 08, 2005, 06:50:08 AM »
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXYGEN TUBE[/b]
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«Reply #29 on: April 10, 2005, 12:09:01 PM »
nice one------------------------------------------
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