sardar sardar sardar

by sachin_9810****** on March 14, 2005, 04:05:36 PM
Pages: 1 2 3 [4]
Print
Author  (Read 6717 times)
sachin_9810******
Guest
«Reply #45 on: May 21, 2005, 09:54:18 AM »
Two drunk, Santa and Banta, were walking along a dirt road one day when they came upon a pile of some brown stuff on the ground.

"Is that shit, Banta?" Santa said.

"I don't really know." Responded Banta as he bent over, "it smells like shit."

Santa leaned in and dipped his finger into the mysterious pile. "It feels like shit!"

Banta too dipped his finger into the mysterious pile and without hesitation shoved the finger in his mouth. "Sure tastes like shit, buddy! I think it's definitely shit."

"Hooooeee!" Responded Santa, "Good thing we didn’t step in it!"
[/b]
Logged
Similar Poetry and Posts (Note: Find replies to above post after the related posts and poetry)
SARDAR......SARDAR...... by sunny_bunny in SMS , mobile & JOKES
...~~Only Sardar~~... by HumTum in SMS , mobile & JOKES
sardar........................ by sunny_bunny in SMS , mobile & JOKES
Sardar by likemaddy in Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)
Asi ha sardar by Gurpreet singh longia in Share:Masti-Funny Punjabi Shayari
sachin_9810******
Guest
«Reply #46 on: May 23, 2005, 08:26:04 AM »
Sardar crying?? friend asks... what happpend?
sardar : my mother died.
friend: condolence my friend
Sardar gets a call and starts to cry more loudly..
friend:what happend now.
Sardar: my sister called her mother died too.
[/b]
Logged
sarah Qureshi
Guest
«Reply #47 on: May 24, 2005, 07:34:38 PM »

Sardar enters in the kitchen open sugar box,sees it and closes,
Again comes in the kitchen open box and closes.
Wife:"What r you doing?"
Sardar:"Doctor Told Me 2 Check Sugar Level Regularly."
Logged
fakharenaveed
Guest
«Reply #48 on: May 26, 2005, 01:20:58 AM »
Sachin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thelostworld.....................................& sarah ..........................Ji buhat khoob..........................
Logged
bose
Guest
«Reply #49 on: June 01, 2005, 04:55:32 AM »
Tusi vi Achay joke likha hai. i am going to add one more in this collection



Ques :     Sardarji aap ko thand lagti he to kya karte ho?
Sardarji : Candle  k pass  baith jata hu.
Ques :     Agar  fir bhi thand lage to?
Sardarji:  Oye to Candle jala leta hun.

 :lol:
Logged
sachin_9810******
Guest
«Reply #50 on: June 01, 2005, 11:17:46 AM »
well said bose
................................................. ...............................
welcome 2 yoindia
Logged
noori
Guest
«Reply #51 on: June 03, 2005, 05:39:13 PM »
sachin
bada changa likha hai  tu si gr8 ho
truck se kiyo nahi maara  :?:

chatnoori@yahoo.com
Logged
noori
Guest
«Reply #52 on: June 06, 2005, 10:21:54 AM »
waiter:-saheb murgi sardar thi dimag nahi tha [/color][/b][/quote]


nice yaar sachin
zindagi main sada muskurate raho
aur issi trah doosro ko hasate raho
chatnoori@yahoo.com :lol:
Logged
Pages: 1 2 3 [4]
Print
Jump to:  


Get Yoindia Updates in Email.

Enter your email address:

Ask any question to expert on eTI community..
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
May 04, 2024, 09:55:21 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Recent Replies
[April 23, 2024, 09:54:09 AM]

by ASIF
[April 22, 2024, 01:50:33 PM]

[April 04, 2024, 04:49:28 PM]

[April 02, 2024, 12:27:12 PM]

by ASIF
[March 24, 2024, 04:34:54 AM]

by ASIF
[March 24, 2024, 04:30:44 AM]

by ASIF
[March 24, 2024, 04:26:39 AM]

by ASIF
[March 23, 2024, 08:50:46 AM]

[March 21, 2024, 07:59:38 PM]

[March 17, 2024, 02:01:29 PM]
Yoindia Shayariadab Copyright © MGCyber Group All Rights Reserved
Terms of Use| Privacy Policy Powered by PHP MySQL SMF© Simple Machines LLC
Page created in 0.15 seconds with 23 queries.
[x] Join now community of 8500 Real Poets and poetry admirer