Sardarji.....

by NewYorker on April 12, 2005, 10:16:32 PM

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A SARDARJI is in the library, he bangs down a book and says :" too
boring, too many characters and no story.

LIBRARIAN says : oh! So u r the one who took the phone directory away...


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«Reply #1 on: April 12, 2005, 10:18:39 PM »

A passerby watched two sardarjis in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.

"Tell me", said the passerby, 'What on earth are you two doing?

Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole. Today Balwant is off ill, but that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off, does it?


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«Reply #2 on: April 12, 2005, 10:25:56 PM »

Once a sardaar falls down from the third floor and lands on the road below.

Ek bheed si ikatthi ho jati hai and someone asks the sardar: Kya hua papaji?

Sardaar: Mujhe kya pata, mai to abhi aaya hu.


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«Reply #3 on: April 12, 2005, 10:38:21 PM »

Patriotic song by Sardar:

Aye mere watan de logo
Jaraa akhh wich bhar lo pani
Jo shaheed hue hai unna de
Tussi ghar le aao Janaani...


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«Reply #4 on: April 12, 2005, 10:39:49 PM »

A SARDAR & HIS WIFE FILED AN APPLICATION 4 DIVORCE.

JUDGE ASKED, “HOW WILL U DIVIDE, U HAVE 3 CHILDRENS?”

SARDAR REPLIED, “OK! WE WILL APPLY NEXT YEAR!”


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«Reply #5 on: April 13, 2005, 01:58:50 AM »

Banta's son: Dad there is someone at the door 2 collect donation for a
swimming pool.

Banta: Give him a glass of water.


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«Reply #6 on: April 13, 2005, 02:00:27 AM »

Santa: I am a proud Sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really what is he studying?
Santa: He is not studying, they r studying him.


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«Reply #7 on: April 13, 2005, 02:02:17 AM »

Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakh kar kaho ke......
Sardar: Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bula liya. Ab fir Gita pe haath.


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«Reply #8 on: April 13, 2005, 10:16:11 AM »

Quote from: "NewYorker"

Patriotic song by Sardar:

Aye mere watan de logo
Jaraa akhh wich bhar lo pani
Jo shaheed hue hai unna de
Tussi ghar le aao Janaani...

Good ones but this one is just hilarious!! :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #9 on: April 13, 2005, 03:28:28 PM »

Thanx Talat ji............. :lol:

:lol: :lol:


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«Reply #10 on: April 13, 2005, 03:30:36 PM »

first sardar : hey ... my wife and girlfriend are coming together.

second sardar : oh yes.. i was about to say this ...


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«Reply #11 on: April 13, 2005, 03:46:17 PM »

Santa: Why are all those people running?
Banta: They are running a race to get a cup.
Santa: Who will get the cup?
Banta: The person who wins.
Santa: Then why are all the others running?!


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«Reply #12 on: April 13, 2005, 03:47:01 PM »

2 Sardar came across a mirror 1 day.
Sardar 1 looked in da mirror and said "I know that face but i cant quite put a name on it"
Sardar 2 grabbed da mirror and said "U idiot thats me!"


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«Reply #13 on: April 13, 2005, 03:52:38 PM »

Once Sant Singh Went to a TV Showroom, he ask to the counter man : “Do you have color TVs?”
Counter Man : “Sure.”
Santa Singh :Replied instantly , “Give me a green one, please.”


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«Reply #14 on: April 13, 2005, 03:57:15 PM »

Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order! Order!"

Santa responded immediately, "Thank you , your honour! I'll have a scotch and soda."