Sardarji v/s Iqbal

A sardarji drives up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answers the sardarji. Iqbal says, "We'll just have to check that. Get off the bike."

Iqbal takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analysed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

Iqbal releases the sardarji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them on to the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal again asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says the Sardarji again.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the sardar, and crosses the border on his bike.

This sequence of events is repeated everyday for three years.

Finally, the sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him at a dhaba in Islamabad.

"Hey, buddy," says Iqbal, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

The sardarji sips his lassi and says, "Bikes."