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by nishita on August 14, 2004, 05:57:12 PM
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«Reply #15 on: September 08, 2004, 07:10:30 AM »
loll
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«Reply #16 on: September 09, 2004, 10:20:59 AM »
hehe pooja.
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«Reply #17 on: September 09, 2004, 10:21:20 AM »
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why's the groom wearing black?"
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«Reply #18 on: September 09, 2004, 03:01:50 PM »
Good question.......
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«Reply #19 on: September 12, 2004, 04:58:45 PM »
Teacher: Raghu! You cannot sleep in my class!!

Raghu: I can, if you lower your voice a bit!
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«Reply #20 on: September 12, 2004, 07:56:36 PM »
ha ha ha ha
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«Reply #21 on: September 13, 2004, 08:16:22 AM »
Usual Smile
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«Reply #22 on: October 30, 2004, 10:39:08 AM »
A Tribute to the Professors of India [not all professors ofcourse], on
their usage of English

# Inside the Class:
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..)
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.
* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.
* (Facing the Board) Dont talk in front of my back.


# About his family:
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)


# At the ground:
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the ball.


# To a boy, angrily:
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?


# Giving a punishment:
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)


Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to
see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day at school (to that boy): "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre."
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Talat
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«Reply #23 on: October 30, 2004, 01:31:35 PM »
ha ha ha happy9 happy9
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nishita
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«Reply #24 on: October 30, 2004, 01:55:50 PM »
Usual Smile
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«Reply #25 on: October 31, 2004, 06:19:49 AM »
Driving Styles .......

>One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
>Sydney

>One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
>Japan

>One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator...
>Boston
>
>Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror
>New York

>Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat
>Italy

>
One hand on horn,one hand on holding gear,one ear listening to loud music,one ear on cell phone,one foot on accelerator,one foot on clutch,nothing on brake,eyes on females in next car,
>
>Welcome to INDIA!
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Talat
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«Reply #26 on: October 31, 2004, 06:56:03 AM »
ha ha ha tongue3 tongue3
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Tosha
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«Reply #27 on: October 31, 2004, 06:56:54 AM »
hee hee..! wow
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nishita
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«Reply #28 on: October 31, 2004, 04:21:22 PM »
lol both
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