Short Jokes ...

by NewYorker on April 04, 2006, 10:41:09 PM

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1 What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his Examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


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«Reply #1 on: April 04, 2006, 10:41:46 PM »

When I was young I used to pray for a bike ...

then I realized that God Doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.


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«Reply #2 on: April 04, 2006, 10:43:20 PM »

Jack's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,

"Jack seems to Be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about Girls."

The Mother wrote back the next day,

"If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."


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«Reply #3 on: April 04, 2006, 10:44:03 PM »

CEO of a large corporation opened his direct reports meeting by Announcing,

"All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to Propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'