Sindhi

Sindhi
 
Q) What is an 'astronaut' sindhi called?
A) Chandwani
Q) What is a 'simple' sindhi called?
A) Sadwani
Q) What is a 'smelly' sindhi called?
A) Baswani
Q) What is a 'colorful' sindhi called?
A) Rangwani
Q) What is a sindhi 'milkman' called?
A) Dudhani
Q) What is a 'careless' sindhi called?
A) Parwani
Q) What is a 'honest' sindhi called?
A) Sachanandani
Q) What is an 'electric' sindhi called?
A) Bijlani
Q) What is an 'advanced' sindhi called?
A) Advani
Q) What is a 'technology oriented' sindhi called?
A) Tekchandani
Q) What is a 'revolving' sindhi called?
A) Pherwani
Q) What is a 'vibrating' sindhi called ?
A) Kampani
Q) What is a 'weight lifting' sindhi called?
A) Tolani
Q) What is a 'consenting' sindhi called?
A) Rajani
Q) What is a 'hairy' sindhi called?
A) Keswani
Q) what is an always obliging sindhi called ?
A) Kriplani

dhanyawaad ji!
bahut bahut shukriya. acchha laga ke aap ko maza aaya.




Regards,
AJO.

A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York? Barbra Jhangiani
A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rindani
A Sindhi postman? Mailwani
A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani
A fashionable Sindhi? Primlani
A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani
A Sindhi fly? Makhija
A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani
A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani
A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York? Barbra Jhangiani
A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music? A :- Raga Kirvani.
A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani
A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja
A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani
A fashionable Sindhi? Jogio Armani

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? - Because the air is free.


What do you call a cold hearted blood thirsty Sindhi murderer? Khundani

Contributed by Isha


Mr.Thadani, a middle-aged Sindhi, is on a plane for Hongkong, in a window seat. Just before take-off, this HUGE Sardar wearing a beautiful suit walks up and sits down beside him. A few minutes later, the plane takes off.
All is well. For a while. But then, Mr.Thadani realizes that he has to go to the washroom. That wouldn't be a problem, but he looks over and notices that the Sardar beside him is sound asleep, and Mr.Thadani, being a meek man is afraid to disturb him. So he figures he'll hold it in till Sardarji wakes up.
But as luck would have it, the Sardar just keeps snoring away, and Mr. Thadani is feeling increasingly more uncomfortable. After a while, he starts to feel nauseous as well, what from holding it in combined with the plane ride.
He tries and tries to hold it in, but then "AAARRGGHH!!"--he throws up all over the Sardar and his beautiful suit. He thinks, "Oh, no! Now he's gonna kill me!" and sits there in apprehension waiting for the Sardar to wake up.
Finally, the Sardar wakes up, and finds all this vomit all over him. Mr. Thadani says to him, "Well, do you fell better now?"