Smartness.......!

by sharmaarunkumar on September 27, 2004, 07:14:38 PM
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A boy worked in the Sales section of the supermarket.
A man came in And asked to buy
half a head of lettuce. The boy told him
they only sold whole heads of lettuce,
but the man was persistent. The boy said
he ' d go ask his manager what to do.

The boy walked into the back room and said
, "There is some jerk out there who wants to
buy only half a head of lettuce."As he finished saying
this he turned around to find the man standing
right behind him, so he added,
"And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

The manager okayed the deal.
Later the manager said to the boy,
" You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier,
but I must say I was impressed with the way
you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet,
and we like that around here. Where are you from, son?"

The boy replied, "Jhumritalaiya, sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Jhumritalaiya?"
asked the manager.
 
The boy replied,
"They're all just bitches and hockey players up there."

"My wife is from Jhumritalaiya," the manager said.

The boy replied,
"Really!!! What team did she play for?"
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Pooja
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«Reply #1 on: September 27, 2004, 11:01:51 PM »
Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
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Talat
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«Reply #2 on: September 28, 2004, 01:35:31 PM »
Shocked   sad5  Usual Smile  :D  :lol:  yom
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«Reply #3 on: September 28, 2004, 02:56:51 PM »
Thanks! Talat ji! & Pooja ji! :lol:  :lol:
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