SMS.... A Collection !!

by shonaa on August 14, 2007, 06:09:12 PM

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shonaa

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«Reply #30 on: August 19, 2007, 05:03:57 PM »

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack..


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shonaa

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«Reply #31 on: August 19, 2007, 05:20:22 PM »

Father: what is ur aim my dear daughter.

Daughter: I want to do BBA.

Father: what is that?

Dghtr:'B'oyfrnd ki

'B'ike par

'A'sh!!!!!


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gammyind

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«Reply #32 on: August 19, 2007, 05:41:08 PM »

Great Collection Shonaa !

Mazaa Aaa Gaya !


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shonaa

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«Reply #33 on: August 19, 2007, 06:29:20 PM »

Thank u gammyind Usual Smile


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shonaa

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«Reply #34 on: August 19, 2007, 06:29:50 PM »

Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apka Dost ghalat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai . Aap Use Rokte kyun nahi ?"
Husband : " Main Kyun Roku? usNe Mujhe Roka Tha Kya ?? "


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shonaa

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«Reply #35 on: August 19, 2007, 06:43:52 PM »

Kya Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki

Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki

Sms To Company Ne Kab K Saste Kar Diye

Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki .........


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shonaa

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«Reply #36 on: August 19, 2007, 07:01:39 PM »

GEN NXT:-----
ek baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola

MOBILE hai kya?

Nurse:kya karoge....?

bacha:kuch nahi bas wo GOD ko

Miss Call karni hai k main pounch gaya hu...


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angel4u

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«Reply #37 on: August 20, 2007, 07:55:56 PM »

lovely collection shona Usual Smile

loved it


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shonaa

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«Reply #38 on: August 20, 2007, 08:33:47 PM »

Thank u Angel dear Usual Smile

Sardar k yaha 20 saal baad baccha huva ..
Aur wo bohat udaas tha .

Sardar's Friend : Yaar tu udaas kyun hai ??

Sardar : 20 saal baad baccha huva wo bhi itna chota tongue3


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shonaa

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«Reply #39 on: August 20, 2007, 08:37:04 PM »

Aaj ka sawaal: Mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni padti hai?
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very simple:
Khubsurat ho to ho jati hai... agar ameer hoto karni padti hai Puzzled !


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arsenmen

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«Reply #40 on: August 21, 2007, 03:41:36 AM »

Quote from: "shonaa"

Aaj ka sawaal: Mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni padti hai?
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very simple:
Khubsurat ho to ho jati hai... agar ameer hoto karni padti hai Puzzled !

MERI WALI TOH .....DONO CATAGARY ME HAI


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shoukat

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«Reply #41 on: August 21, 2007, 02:17:48 PM »

BAKWAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :evil:


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arsenmen

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«Reply #42 on: August 21, 2007, 03:48:35 PM »

Quote from: "shoukat"

BAKWAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :evil:

acche wale post karna phir.......dekte hai tere me kitna dum hai :twisted: :evil:waise tumhare purane posts ko pada.......pata chala tu kaunsa catagary ka hai..........


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shonaa

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«Reply #43 on: August 21, 2007, 04:53:01 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Quote from: "shonaa"

Aaj ka sawaal: Mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni padti hai?
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very simple:
Khubsurat ho to ho jati hai... agar ameer hoto karni padti hai Puzzled !

MERI WALI TOH .....DONO CATAGARY ME HAI

hmmm ohh

me confused.. theek se bolo.. mohabbat hogayi thi ya karni padi thi tumhe Usual Smile