*Some Good Jokes*

by Roja on March 20, 2009, 02:59:40 AM
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Exam ka time hai..1/2 Kahi pada tha wo yahan share kar rahi hu..
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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Hawaon ne rukh hai badla,
Chehron pe udasi chayi hai,
Kahan pehle parties, masti aur hath me dew thi,
Ab to bus xeroxed notes, sukhe biscuit aur ye parhai hai…

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Paper ki roti,
tention ka achaar,
lamp ki kiran,
question ki bahar,
paper out ki chandi,
seniours ka pyar,
mubaarak ho aapko exam ka tehwaar…
Happy Exam Month… tongue3

Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai !  tongue3

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Some Normal Jokes


Baniye ki wife bimaar thi,

Light na hone ki wajah se Usne candle jala di aur bola :

Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to

plz candle bujha dena

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Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment…

Warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & Motherly because Air hostesses

are above 50  Giggle

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Santa bar vich ro reha si.

Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho?

Santa: Hor ki karan? Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda

si usda naam yaad hi nahin aa reha.  Usual Smile

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 wave

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angel4u
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«Reply #1 on: March 21, 2009, 02:24:14 PM »
heheheheh
sab funny hia... Laughing hard
good good keep it up roja...
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Roja
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«Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 11:51:18 AM »
Thanks dear Hasina..
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jasbirsingh
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«Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 04:23:58 PM »
WAH BAHUT KHOOB ROJA... keep posting more


jasbir singh
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Roja
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«Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 02:56:14 AM »
Shukriya Jas ji
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malli
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«Reply #5 on: February 18, 2010, 01:40:11 PM »
RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

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Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi...

Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? why ?? why ??

Ans:- Shehwag is an opener

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Woh kya hai jo Dil mein hain, Mann mein hai par Dhadkan mein nahi?

Ans:- Aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!  tongue3 tongue3


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malli
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«Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 01:41:00 PM »
What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??

Socho...............

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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malli
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«Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 01:41:39 PM »
Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas
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malli
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«Reply #8 on: February 18, 2010, 01:42:34 PM »
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.

Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
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malli
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«Reply #9 on: February 18, 2010, 01:43:30 PM »
Now Kush also jumps inside.

Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!


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