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Ek din,
main Delhi pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta
pooncha.
Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."
 
Maine khud hi
rasta dhundh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:
"Bhai saab Lal
Kile ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."
 
Taxi
chod, maine bus pakad li,
Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein
cigarette pi
sakta hoon?"
Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha
cigarette
pina mana hai."
Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe
hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."