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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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«Reply #1 on: September 23, 2008, 11:29:38 PM »
A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.
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«Reply #2 on: September 23, 2008, 11:34:05 PM »
Ek din,
main Delhi pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta
pooncha.
Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."
 
Maine khud hi
rasta dhundh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:
"Bhai saab Lal
Kile ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."
 
Taxi
chod, maine bus pakad li,
Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein
cigarette pi
sakta hoon?"
Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha
cigarette
pina mana hai."
Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe
hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."
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«Reply #3 on: September 23, 2008, 11:34:26 PM »
Lal
Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi
manzil pe."
Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke
liye?"
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha:
"Ek paani ka gilas milega?"
Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch
ke milte hain."
 
Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha:
"Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh
rahan hoon, Yahi
padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."
 
Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe
dekhte hi chownk pada,
Usne poocha: "Kaise aana hua?"
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya: "Train se."
 
Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se
kaha:
"Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya
hai,
Uuse kuch taja taja khilao."
Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari
khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.
Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."
 
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«Reply #4 on: September 23, 2008, 11:34:39 PM »
Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha:
"Areeee sunti ho, inhe
jara apna chalis saal purana
aachar to dikhana."
Bhabiji ek baalti me rakha aachar le aayi.
Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se
kaha:
"Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi
nahi?"
Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko
chakhati To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"
 
Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji
apne potey ko sula rah thi,
Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:
"Diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se
poocha:
"Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere
grandson ka naam,
Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye
Aur saath mein ise le aayi,
Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh
diya."
Phir maine pooncha: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar
rahi hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke
liye."
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«Reply #5 on: September 24, 2008, 07:48:43 PM »
Nice collection...
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«Reply #6 on: September 28, 2008, 07:00:40 AM »
Nice collection...

Hi angle..

thanks for the appreciation..

u can also contribute to this collection...
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«Reply #7 on: September 28, 2008, 04:20:30 PM »
A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.


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«Reply #8 on: October 10, 2008, 09:02:17 AM »

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Hi celmira ji.
kuch add Kizea.......
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«Reply #9 on: October 13, 2008, 09:30:42 AM »
Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
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«Reply #10 on: October 18, 2008, 04:05:52 AM »
Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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«Reply #11 on: October 18, 2008, 04:47:18 AM »
Hi celmira ji.
kuch add Kizea.......



Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.”

Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”

Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”
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«Reply #12 on: October 18, 2008, 04:58:43 AM »
Ek din,
main Delhi pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta
pooncha.
Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."
 
Maine khud hi
rasta dhundh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:
"Bhai saab Lal
Kile ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."
 
Taxi
chod, maine bus pakad li,
Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein
cigarette pi
sakta hoon?"
Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha
cigarette
pina mana hai."
Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe
hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."
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Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.”

Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”

Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #13 on: October 27, 2008, 08:31:39 AM »


Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”



WOW celmira ji...
sahi hai..pati ko gadha bana dala....

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.”

Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”

Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

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«Reply #14 on: February 17, 2009, 04:01:10 AM »
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

gud one..sayyed..
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