Theory of Relativity

When you sit with a nice girl for 2 hours, you feel its  a minute only,

But when you sit with her Dad for 1 minute, you feel its 2 hours.

LAW 1 :
An Indian will continue to stay in USA due to inertia or greed until a force called deportation is applied.

LAW 2 :
The Force of Deportation F = ma
Where :
m = Amount Of Money an Indian Earned/Saved in USA.
a = dm/dt = The Rate at which an Indian Saved Money.

(This is contrary to the Popular Belief that an Indian will return back after making lot of Money.)

LAW 3 :
For Each and Every Indian That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary Visit, An Indian Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a Permanent Basis.