Thoda to haso. :SMS , mobile & JOKES

Funny_Soul

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Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

Kitne khoobsoorat ho Tum,
Khud ko Duniya ki Nazar se bachaya karo.
Aankho me surma lagana hi kafi nahin,
plz gale me "nimbu-mirch" latkaya karo

Koi din me karta hai, koi raat me karta hai............................
kisi ka aadhe gante me hota hai kisika do gante me hota hai
kisika raat bhar m bhi nahi hota...........................................
are hozoor aapka mobile kab charg hota hai?

Aati thi,chali jati thi,hasti thi, hasati thi,
dekti thi, muskurati thi,bhagti thi, bhagati thi,
aaj pata chala sali bevakoof banati thi..........

Hume tumse Love hai,please refuse na karna..Ye zero watt ka hope bulb ,please ise fuse na karna!...................................

How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O` huzoor bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,bidi ki factory ka mazdoor,
chal hoja door langoor............................

Log kehte hai mahobbat mein neend udd jaati aati,,,,,
zara koi hamse bhi pyar kare kambkhat neend bahut aati hai

Har samundar me sahil nahi hota,
her ek ke paas mobile nahi hote,
agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi hota to,
to tere jaise popat ke paas mobile nahi hota

Tere gate par dilruba hazaar baar aayenge,
tere gate par dilruba hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge

=))NM


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diya786

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Re: Thoda to haso.

«Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 10:15:28 AM »

nice coleection Funny_Soul ji
main bhi kuch add kar rahi hoon shayad aapko pasand aaye aur thodi si hasi bhi...

Ishq ke school mein ab naya mahol tayyar ho gaya
Ek teacher ko Pappu ku Girlfriend se pyar ho gaya
Tabhi se Pappu ka dil udaas ho gaya
Class ke sab bacche fail aur Pappu paas ho gaya

Suna hai ki zindagi imtihaan leti hai
Suna hai ki zindagi imtihaan leti hai
Suna hai ki zindagi imtihaan leti hai...
yahan to kambakht imtihaanon ne zindagi le li

Biscuit maker writes a love letter to his girlfriend...
to my dear MARIE,yesterday was a very GOOD DAY.Our meeting was truely NICE.But the success of our love is 50-50.Because your father is a TIGER.Will you give your LITTLE HEART to me... Otherwise I will become a KRACK-JACK...


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sajid_ghayel

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Re: Thoda to haso.

«Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 11:50:03 AM »

nimbu mirch latkaya karo Laughing hard

yaar kitni cute lagegi ladkiyaan just imagine Laughing hard

=))love letter by biscuit make was terrific Diya Laughing hard


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Azeem Azaad

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Re: Thoda to haso.

«Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 11:53:16 AM »

Bohat Chatpati, Shayaris Hain, Funny Solu Ji,.
Aur Kashish Ji,.

Good Job,.
Nice Collection,.


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