time pass jokes

by samnoj on July 10, 2008, 12:18:38 PM
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One guy suddenly got up in a plain and said


"hijack"


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Everybody in the plane put there hands up.


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Another guy from another side got up and said


"hi...john"


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«Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 12:23:27 PM »
 Laughing hard  Laughing hard bahot acha..
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«Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 12:25:06 PM »
thanku
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«Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 12:31:40 PM »
Hi... Mahiya... NaNaNa
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«Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 12:33:49 PM »
ha ha
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«Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 02:19:32 PM »
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Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saalse mera khoon jo pi rahi hai...
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«Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 06:55:28 PM »
Good one Sam
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«Reply #7 on: July 16, 2008, 08:02:27 AM »
thanx Pooja ji

bahut ache angel
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«Reply #8 on: July 16, 2008, 02:49:41 PM »
Thanks samnoj Usual Smile
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«Reply #9 on: July 25, 2008, 11:50:51 AM »
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
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«Reply #10 on: July 25, 2008, 12:23:21 PM »
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,

 

"I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."


An Irish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Patrick ."

 

The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."


Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Andrew ."

 

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.


Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, " It was Jesus Christ ."

 

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."


As the teacher was giving Jayant his money,

 

she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

 

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is busin ess!"
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«Reply #11 on: July 25, 2008, 12:36:49 PM »
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Doctor to sardar: aapka aur aapki biwika blood group ek hi hai.
Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saalse mera khoon jo pi rahi hai...

Laughing hard lolzz... Good One Angel..
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«Reply #12 on: July 25, 2008, 12:38:30 PM »
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Good Reply... Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #13 on: July 25, 2008, 12:39:07 PM »
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,

 

"I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."


An Irish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Patrick ."

 

The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."


Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Andrew ."

 

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.


Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, " It was Jesus Christ ."

 

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."


As the teacher was giving Jayant his money,

 

she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

 

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is busin ess!"

lolzzzz...  Clapping Smiley  Clapping Smiley  Clapping Smiley
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«Reply #14 on: July 25, 2008, 12:45:10 PM »
thanku mahiya ji
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