top 10 reasons why computers r male?

10.they have a lot of data but r still clueless

9.a better model is always just around the corner

8.they look nice and shiny until u bring them home

7.its always necessary to have a backup

6.they will do whatever u say if u push the right buttons

5.the best part of having either one is the game u can play

4.in order to get their attention ,u have to turn them on

3.the lights r on but nobodys home

2.big power surges knock them out for the night

1.size does matter [n/m]