WaNna LauGH....!

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«Reply #15 on: October 08, 2004, 02:18:45 AM »
Quote from: "Tosha"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

-FSH



LOLZZZZZZZZ :lol:  :lol:  yom  ^^  //\\
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«Reply #16 on: October 08, 2004, 02:29:53 AM »
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i am drunk pls don't ask me to type something  Puzzled !  Shocked  :o


Rather you should be asked to Pipe something!! :wink:  :wink:  tongue3  :lol:  :D  Usual Smile  :lol:
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«Reply #17 on: October 08, 2004, 11:06:21 AM »
Is it possible to improve upon the classic? A first slandered teacher reportedly handed her class the first part of well known proverbs and asked them to fill in the rest. The result? Some of the new ones make more sense then the original versions…

Don’t bite the hand that ….. Looks dirty
You cant teach an old dog new …. Maths
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll …. Stink in the morning.
A penny saved is …. Not much
Laugh, and the worlds laughs with you; cry and …. You have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen not …. Grounded.
When a blind leadeth a blind …. Get out of the way
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«Reply #18 on: October 08, 2004, 11:28:16 AM »
The dying penny pincher told doctor, lawyer and pastor, “ I have $90.000 under my mattress. At my funeral I want each one of you to toss an envelope of $ 30,000 into the grave.” And after telling this he died.

At the funeral, each threw his envelope in the grave. Later the pastor said, “ I must confess. I needed $10,000 for my new church, so I threw only $20,000.”

Then the doctor confesses, “ I needed $20,000 for my new equipment so I threw only $10,000”
The layer then said, “ shame on you both, you weren’t honest to the dying man’s wishes. I threw a signed check of $30,000.”
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«Reply #19 on: October 08, 2004, 02:56:02 PM »
Good one!! Tosha ji!
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«Reply #20 on: October 08, 2004, 03:29:30 PM »
happy9 happy9 happy9 happy9
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«Reply #21 on: October 08, 2004, 03:34:34 PM »
How many mystery writers does it take to change a bulb?
-Two.
One to screw it all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end.
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«Reply #22 on: October 08, 2004, 03:43:56 PM »
thankx arun ji...
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«Reply #23 on: October 08, 2004, 08:41:14 PM »
Usual Smile Nice Tosha
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«Reply #24 on: October 08, 2004, 10:53:26 PM »
Very Nice Tosha ji!  :lol: Pls Post some more!!! tongue3  :lol:
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«Reply #25 on: October 12, 2004, 02:03:54 PM »
glasses2 tnx pooja n arun ji
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«Reply #26 on: October 27, 2004, 03:48:18 PM »
“smile you make and
Day good say to wanted just I
That out find you
When irritating very it find will you”

Didn’t get
Read again…!

“smile you make and
Day good say to wanted just I
That out find you
When irritating very it find will you”

Try try…u’ll get it

“smile you make and
Day good say to wanted just I
That out find you
When irritating very it find will you”

Come on...
I thought you were intelligent

Read it backward DEAR!
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«Reply #27 on: October 27, 2004, 07:33:12 PM »
woowowoow!!!! Very Good!!!! Nice one Tosha and very creative!!!!!
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«Reply #28 on: October 27, 2004, 08:10:22 PM »
Very nice Tosha ji
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«Reply #29 on: October 27, 2004, 08:20:34 PM »
A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment. The first room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy not keen on this asks to see the next room. The next room has a middle aged guy being tortured with fire. The new guy immediately asks to see the third room. It has a really old guy chained to the wall getting a blow job from a gorgeous blonde. The guy jumps at the chance and selects that room. The devil walks into the room taps the blonde on the shoulder and says "Okay, you can stop now you've been relieved".
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