wife v/s husband jokes

Husband & Wife
Successful Man/ Woman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Wife Birth day
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

My Wife
First guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.

My Husband
A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
“A billionaire.” she replied,

Wife Wanted
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: “You can have mine.”

Impossible
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.