wife v/s husband

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


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A  couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" Yep," the wife
replied, "in-laws."

For Sale....Ad. in Newspaper
Complete set of Encyclopaedia For Sale, Excellent Condition. No longer needed, got married last week - Wife knows everything !

SMS Q&A
Q: 'When do most women care for a man's company?'
A: 'When he owns it, of course!'

Arranged Marriage
Son - Dad, is it true that in India a man does not know his wife until he marries her?
Dad - That's happens everywhere son.

hahahahaha...........nice ones nishi and newyorker........................................ ....