Funny Question <<------>> Funny Answer

[DhavalRami]

Mere pyaare dostoN:

baRaa hi simple saa Game haii.. ees game meiN aapko Fuuny sey sawaal kaa Funny saa jawaab denaa hai.. aur jawaab deke apnaa naYaa sawaal bhee raKhanaa hai..ummid kartaa huuN aapko yeH game pasaNd aaYeNgaa..!

So Let's Play..

>>Sooraj raat ko kyuuN nahiiN nikalataa.??

[Sager4u]

Kyonki raat ne chanda mama ka turn aata hai.

chanda mama dikhai deti hai,lekin chandni mami kahan hai

[DhavalRami]

chaNdani maami ko kitchen meiN Khaanaa banaanaa hogaa Shaayad

>> Kauwaa Kaalaa kyuuN hotaa haii??

[punam]

raat ke andhere se darta hoga...

bhoot raat ko hi kyun bahar nikalta hai..?

[punam]

safhed rang usse pasand nahi...

[khushi hi khushi]

chandni mami apse parda karti hain  

kya ap chanda mama ke bade bhai ho yani jaith jeeeeeeee

[DhavalRami]

bhoot is liye subhaa baahar nahiiN nikl sakta kyuuNki uNhe licence nahiiN diyaa hogaa kisii ne use subhaa-subhaa Tehalne kaa  Heheh is liye rat ko hi nikl sakte hain

>>paNchhi tairte kyuuN nahiiN

[punam]

jab machli aur panchi me se koun kya kare indra sabha me pucha gaya tab dono bhi udna hi chahe..aur machli aur panchi me fight ho gaya tab uparse machli pani me aa giri ..simple..panchiyon ko udna decide hogaya....

tiger non vegetarian kyun hai..?

[DhavalRami]

kyuuNki vo NONvegetarian he 

>> kutta poochh kyuuN hilaataa  rehtaa hai?

[samnoj]

shayed machcher bhagata hoga

bhains gober kyu karti hai

[HumTum]

A - Pet saaf karne ke liye

Q - Dharti Gol Kyun Hai?

[samnoj]

hain! dharti gol  hai?

[samnoj]

ye batao ki bhains kali kyun hoti hai?

[DhavalRami]

Hmm ..

bhains make up nahiiN lagaatii Shaayad ees liye

aaNKhoN meiN se aaNsu kyuuN girre hai.n??

[smardia]

Deemaag ka paani bahaar girrane k liye....

suraj itna garam kyon hai...