Classic defintions and cool meanings

by urs4evasomdev on February 08, 2006, 09:40:24 PM
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1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage :It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going
to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12.Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to
open their mouth.

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if
he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel
Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24.Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father : A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails .
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Naya_Daur
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«Reply #1 on: February 09, 2006, 12:42:05 PM »
very cool definations,, thanks for sharing!!!
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urs4evasomdev
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«Reply #2 on: February 09, 2006, 01:48:53 PM »
hey im happy someone liked it......... 2 din ho gaye post karke aur koi jawab hi nahi aya tha..... anyways nice to know u read it and enjoyed it.......

they really make u think don't they.........?
when it was sent to me........ i thought ---"ah! well this is just another one of those boring fwd messages will take up half my time in reading it.......

but then when i actually read it........ i really like'd it
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nirbhay
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«Reply #3 on: February 09, 2006, 03:50:15 PM »
Gud one Chutki!!! aaur bhi aan dey!
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Naya_Daur
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«Reply #4 on: February 09, 2006, 04:58:51 PM »
Quote from: "urs4evasomdev"
hey im happy someone liked it......... 2 din ho gaye post karke aur koi jawab hi nahi aya tha..... anyways nice to know you read it and enjoyed it.......

they really make you think don't they.........?
when it was sent to me........ i thought ---"ah! well this is just another one of those boring fwd messages will take up half my time in reading it.......

but then when i actually read it........ i really like'd it


i know sometimes it irritates when someone expect user's response n get nothing!
but it doesnt mean to stop posting coz.

No Act Of Kindness,
No Matter
How Small...
Is Ever
wasted


once again thnks 4 sharing!!!
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urs4evasomdev
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«Reply #5 on: February 09, 2006, 06:48:28 PM »
thanx neer bhaiya.........
 and burning desires ji i did feel irratated........ but don't worry ill still keep writing.........
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isha_verma7
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«Reply #6 on: February 09, 2006, 07:29:10 PM »
nice "urs".........spec. ciggarette one......bahut mast defination hai......
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urs4evasomdev
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«Reply #7 on: February 10, 2006, 09:20:21 AM »
ya ur right yaar
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desikuri
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«Reply #8 on: February 14, 2006, 10:04:53 AM »
very nice "urs"....bahut khob likha hai ..... tongue3
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urs4evasomdev
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«Reply #9 on: February 14, 2006, 01:20:19 PM »
thanx desikrui.......
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Tosha
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«Reply #10 on: February 15, 2006, 02:36:08 PM »
good good
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urs4evasomdev
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«Reply #11 on: February 15, 2006, 02:42:06 PM »
thanx tosha!
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sweet_raabii
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«Reply #12 on: February 15, 2006, 07:10:32 PM »

very nice,  urs4evasomdev.....
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urs4evasomdev
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«Reply #13 on: February 16, 2006, 08:41:24 AM »
thanx sweet rabii
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«Reply #14 on: February 17, 2006, 05:51:10 PM »
Hey.....thats nice minu,really cool Usual Smile .
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