Cool meanings....

by punam on July 04, 2008, 09:52:33 AM
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Cool meanings....

Cigarette:...

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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Marriage:...

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Divorce:...

Future tense of marriage

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Lecture:...

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

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Conference:...

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Compromise:...

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Tears:...

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

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Dictionary:...

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

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Conference Room:...

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Ecstasy:...

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Classic:...

A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Smile:...

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Office:...

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Yawn:...

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Etc:...

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Committee:...

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Experience:...

The name men give to their mistakes.

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Atom Bomb:...

An invention to end all inventions.

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Philosopher:...

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Diplomat:...

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Opportunist:...

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Optimist:...

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

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Pessimist:...

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

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Miser:...

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Father:...

A banker provided by nature.

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Criminal:...

A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

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Boss:...

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Politician:...

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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Doctor:...

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.


 
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«Reply #1 on: July 04, 2008, 10:02:06 AM »
bahut ache Punam
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punam
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«Reply #2 on: July 04, 2008, 10:05:28 AM »
Thanx samnoj ji...
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«Reply #3 on: July 04, 2008, 10:19:12 AM »
Marriage:...

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


i loved this one hahahha
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«Reply #4 on: July 04, 2008, 10:30:55 AM »
wonderful punam.politician was excellent Applause
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«Reply #5 on: July 04, 2008, 11:31:03 AM »
Nice sharing Punam....Nice sharing Punam...Though the same post has been done previously several times (check similar posts)..but they are old...so chalega ! Usual Smile
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«Reply #6 on: July 04, 2008, 12:41:14 PM »
Thanx Roshu..abhi ji..shihab ji..

Thanx Talat di..haan..aap ka reply dekhne ke baad dekhi...
pehle bhi yeh post sab share kar chuke the...pata hota toh nahi karti..
par aap ne jaise bole..bahot din(din nahi saal ) ho gaye the woh post hoke..
so chalo chala lete hain...jo nahi dekhe the dekh lenge..purane bhi naye bhi...
hai na di..
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