HEIGHTS............

by TOUCHY on August 20, 2005, 12:40:38 AM
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 1. What is height of Fashion?

  Dhoti with a zip.

 

  2. What is height of Secrecy?

  Offering black visiting cards.

 

  3. What is height of Active laziness?

  Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

 

  4. What is height of Laziness?

  Marry a pregnant woman.

 

  5. What is height of Craziness?

  Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

 

  6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

  Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

 

  7. What is height of Stupidity?

  A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

 

  8. What is height of Honesty?

  A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

 

  9. What is height of Suicide?

  A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

 

  10. What is height of De-hydration?

  A cow giving milk powder.

 
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Suhas
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«Reply #1 on: August 20, 2005, 04:44:51 AM »
Quote from: "TOUCHY"
 


1. What is height of Fashion?

  Dhoti with a zip.

 
 
  3. What is height of Active laziness?

  Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

 
   6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

  Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

 

  8. What is height of Honesty?

  A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

 
 


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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isha_verma7
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«Reply #2 on: August 20, 2005, 06:05:10 AM »
# 4, 6, 8, 9......................good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #3 on: August 20, 2005, 05:51:37 PM »
Thanks SuhaS Ji n Isha Ji for appreciating......................
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nikki
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«Reply #4 on: August 20, 2005, 07:15:44 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  ha ha ha  good ones Touchy...
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TOUCHY
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«Reply #5 on: August 21, 2005, 06:06:27 PM »
Thanks nikki ji.............................................
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rajagrawal
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«Reply #6 on: August 24, 2005, 12:47:53 PM »
Bole toh ..... Ek Daam Jhakash!!!!!!


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 1. What is height of Fashion?

 
 
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«Reply #7 on: August 25, 2005, 05:30:21 PM »
Quote from: "rajagrawal"
Bole toh ..... Ek Daam Jhakash!!!!!!


Quote from: "TOUCHY"
 1. What is height of Fashion?

 
 


Thanx Raj ji!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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