HEIGHTS............:General Stories

TOUCHY

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1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip.

2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering black visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Laziness?

Marry a pregnant woman.

5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a black paper Xeroxed.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.


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Suhas

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Re: HEIGHTS............

«Reply #1 on: August 20, 2005, 10:14:51 AM »

Quote from: "TOUCHY"

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip.

3. What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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isha_verma7

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HEIGHTS............

«Reply #2 on: August 20, 2005, 11:35:10 AM »

# 4, 6, 8, 9......................good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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TOUCHY

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HEIGHTS............

«Reply #3 on: August 20, 2005, 11:21:37 PM »

Thanks SuhaS Ji n Isha Ji for appreciating......................


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nikki

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HEIGHTS............

«Reply #4 on: August 21, 2005, 12:45:44 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha ha good ones Touchy...


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TOUCHY

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HEIGHTS............

«Reply #5 on: August 21, 2005, 11:36:27 PM »

Thanks nikki ji.............................................


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rajagrawal

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Re: HEIGHTS............

«Reply #6 on: August 24, 2005, 06:17:53 PM »

Bole toh ..... Ek Daam Jhakash!!!!!!

Quote from: "TOUCHY"

1. What is height of Fashion?


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TOUCHY

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Re: HEIGHTS............

«Reply #7 on: August 25, 2005, 11:00:21 PM »

Quote from: "rajagrawal"

Bole toh ..... Ek Daam Jhakash!!!!!!

Quote from: "TOUCHY"

1. What is height of Fashion?

Thanx Raj ji!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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