Heights

*Heights*

*1. What is height of ** Fashion**?*

*Dhoti with a zip.*

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*2. What is height of ** Secrecy**?*

*Offering blank visiting cards.*

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*3. What is height of ** Active** **laziness** ?*

*Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.*

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*4. What is height of ** Laziness**?*

*Adopt a child.*

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*5. What is height of ** Craziness**?*

*Getting a black paper Xeroxed.*

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*6. What is height of ** Forgetfulness**?*

*Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. *

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*7. What is height of ** Stupidity**?*

*A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.*

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*8. What is height of ** Honesty**?*

*A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. *

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*9. What is height of ** Suicide**?*

*A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.*

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*10. What is height of ** De-hydration**?*

*A cow giving milk powder.*