Some laws WE never learnt in school or college:

1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to

the least accessible corner.

3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.

4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
tire.

5) O ' Brien's Variation Law: If you change queues ( TrainTicket
reservation) , the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.

6)BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to

be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine /

system won't work, it will.

9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

10) BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

11) OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

12) HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when
you're near the mailbox.

13) KITCEN'S RULE: You doubt whether you have switched off the light
or not once you are on the Bus to office.

Good one......................TOUCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!