Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere

by mrkotians on December 11, 2009, 03:15:55 AM
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In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also. On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.

The next day the same thing happened.

On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,
'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? why are you delivering bananas to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but ... do you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!

Moral of Story: Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!!!!
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«Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 04:55:02 AM »
It is very beautiful story Mrkotians Ji. No doubt, India is best. We proud of India.
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Rishi Agarwal
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«Reply #2 on: December 14, 2009, 01:31:22 PM »
Yes U R Right India Is The Best
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