Funky Monkey:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

unicorn_girl

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Thank you shakeel saif , for inviting me here , i dont write that good funny poems , but here is one

FUNKY MONKEY

hey funky monkey
the king of monkeys
you look so funny
with cheeks so bunny
you swing over the trees
and scare away all birds and bees
you love bananas
and eat it with its peel
i dont know how you feel
but yea with a monkey like you
for your wife
it's very difficult to deal

Just a funny poem , dont take it so seriously, because only monkeys takes my poems seriously tongue3

:D :o :lol: :wink:


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thycreator

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Funky Monkey

«Reply #1 on: June 13, 2005, 12:03:37 PM »

Ha ha ha.................
Gud one.....

With monkeys on the tree and unicorn out here,
We will be entertained,dont worry my dear,

Whenever u see either,u'll have tickles on the drive,
U look them just for once,have discovery channel live................;-)


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HumTum

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Funky Monkey

«Reply #2 on: June 13, 2005, 12:07:00 PM »

good both :lol: here is more !!

A beauty stood on a balcony high,
Sneezed and lost her blue glass eye.
A young man walking down The Strand
Caught the flashing eye-ball one hand.
Invited up to receive her thanks
He drooled on her features, figure, flanks.
While dining on champagne and chicken
These strangers felt their heart beats quicken,
Gazed into each others eyes, imperfections indiscernible,
Including the eye-ball that proved to be returnable.
Over croissants and coffee in the morning
The young man felt suspicion dawning,
Said, "Would you do this for just any passer-by?"
"Oh no!" she said, "He'd have to catch my eye".


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unicorn_girl

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Funky Monkey

«Reply #3 on: June 13, 2005, 12:19:25 PM »

i am fainting.............you people are too good for me........you ppl write instant poem , just a jiffy and a poetry is ready................you ppl r great


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thycreator

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Funky Monkey

«Reply #4 on: June 13, 2005, 12:31:20 PM »

Gud one Hum Tum n thanx dear Unicorn....

We are born talents, so dont you worry,
U will know us slowly, so dont you hurry..

We have got flair to entertain one and all,
We pull everyone's leg and make them fall,

We tease people out here but insult them never,
Thats y we are a hit and will be here forever....;-)

Kyu Hum Tum ji......sahi kaha na maine.....


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unicorn_girl

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Funky Monkey

«Reply #5 on: June 13, 2005, 12:46:52 PM »

see , see ...................i told you , you people are instant poets tongue3


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shakeel_saif

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Re: Funky Monkey

«Reply #6 on: June 13, 2005, 01:25:39 PM »

Quote from: "unicorn_girl"

Thank you shakeel saif , for inviting me here , i dont write that good funny poems , but here is one

Just a funny poem , dont take it so seriously, because only monkeys takes my poems seriously tongue3

:D :o :lol: :wink:

hey funny one , n in friendship no thanx, sorry.......etc, just say what comes from ur heart even if it is not so good for me.
this one's for u

u look beautiful when u smile
but i couldnt find ur file
ur monkey looks good
but give him some food
u look good to me
and also please me
but y did u go away
leaving me on the way
u look a little funny
n the is also sunny
lets go anywhere outside
where only u will be beside


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thycreator

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Funky Monkey

«Reply #7 on: June 13, 2005, 01:38:28 PM »

Ha ha ha Unicorn..............thanx again........we are not poets dear, we just know how to play around with words..........

The monkey u have shown has a cute smile,
He make me remeber of you for a while,
The face of his has a sililarity to observe,
You look like him when u lose your nerve,
So always be calm and and dont try to transform,
As a human you are more adorable and warm..... tongue3


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unicorn_girl

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Funky Monkey

«Reply #8 on: June 14, 2005, 05:06:33 AM »

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The monkey you have shown has a cute smile,
He make me remeber of you for a while,

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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thycreator

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Funky Monkey

«Reply #9 on: June 14, 2005, 05:16:35 AM »

ha ha ha........what happened!!!!!!
u seem very upset................never mind........;-)

I know you are upset, angry you are,
yeah,to digest truth has been tuf so far.........;-)
Now the way u make sound,u remind me of a dog,
Dont try to catch me now,i will disapper in a fog.....;-)
I know what u want, u wanna beat me to pieces,
But dont worry dear, unfulfilled are few wishes....;-)


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Tosha

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Funky Monkey

«Reply #10 on: June 20, 2005, 07:23:58 PM »

looks like monkies are on the move
i can see all of them on the groove

dancing and jumping pumping all around
look the falles a monkey on the ground

i'm amazed to be a part of this zoo
but i'm not a monkey i'm a kangaroo

love u all i love this ball
in this zoo u'l even find dalls

come along lets do disco dance
i'll give u a slap u dont return it back

so here i come and here i run
where r u monkies chazing the sun


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