Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....

If you save this msg,
it means I'm cute.
If you edit this,
I'm still cute.
If you fwd this,
you r spreading that i'm cute &
if you erase this,
you r jealous of me coz i'm cute!


Before Marriage every man is AIRTEL..
"Aisi aazadi aur kahan"
After Marriage every man is HUTCH..
"wherever you go our network follows"'

Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !
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Door se dekha to sntra tha,
pass jake dekha to sntra tha,
chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha,
Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha.
Wah kya sntra tha !
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Macchar ne jo kata...
dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni...
dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
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Suraj Hua Madham,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai !
BHAAG !
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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
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Aaj didar,
kal yaar,
parso pyar,
phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar,
phir-takrar,
phir-darar,
saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek
aur devdas at beer bar !
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Osama Bin Laden's favourite song
"mainnikla, plane leke, o raste
mein, newyork mein, ik mod
ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya..."
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Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho
dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me
tumhara kya jata hai ?!